So you got this sort of thing to do tomorrow and you really just don't want to, right? The mere thought of putting on socks and a possibly an unwrinkled shirt for this thing sends shivers down your spine. But, do not fret my friend. The solution...
KEEP READING
While sitting in class (any class...it doesn't matter) I came to the realization that I can't stand 75% of the people in the room with me. There are so many times during the day that I feel the need to just get up and scream at people....but doing...
KEEP READING
/
152 Comments
They let the students choose the type of music to listen to throughout class....and their CD case is filled with reggae and classic rock.You have to keep your name tag on your desk, five weeks into the semester because the professor claims...
KEEP READING
Jack Bauer may have drinking games and Chuck Norris may have facts, but before both of them were even blips on anyone's radar there was another who was considered a god among men. With a Swiss army knife and little scientific know-how, this...
KEEP READING
Weight lifting is what separates the men from the boys on any college campus. Nothing proves one's manliness better than their ability to violently lift massive amounts of steel plates through various ranges of motion. Asides...
KEEP READING
Ok, so you want to study abroad. What you really want to do is get drunk, get some strange ass that does not speak your language, and in turn, avoid any weird strain of European STD's. Studying abroad is a rewarding experience in everyway, except...
KEEP READING
SEATTLE, WA - In a statement made to reporters last week, Dave Matthews of the Dave Matthews Band stated that he and his band are "more popular than The Beatles now". The statement infuriated Beatles enthusiasts and others around the country. The...
KEEP READING
Singing has always been the most consistent passion in my life. As a boy, I was mastering scales and falsetto while you were sipping Squeeze-its and playing freeze tag or whatever. When I was seven I was at an upscale restaurant in New York...
KEEP READING
No joke, when I was eight I saved up three hundred dollars to buy a Sega CD. For those of you who don't remember the Sega CD, imagine a bulky, obnoxious piece of f***ing s*** add-on for the sega genesis console. Bro, seriously, it was a piece of...
KEEP READING
[picture:1717927|size=small] Gotta love those oompa loompas. All made on that college budget.
|
|
|
Buzzard
"Handstands and underwear"
November 17, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
Pokemon Commentary
October 11, 2009 |
|
|
|
Sarah
11 Types of Strangers
September 22, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
I'll Be That Guy At The Gym
July 30, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
The photographer kept saying "Cheese. Cheese. Cheese" when he should've been saying "Queso, queso, queso!"
July 07, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
Serena's doing some serious undercover spying to improve her game.
July 07, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
Saint Peter ended up paying Billy Mays to be in heaven.
July 06, 2009 |
|
|
|
Buzzard
The Ten Commandments of College
August 30, 2008 |