I CAN HAZ ICE CREAM CAT?

I got nothing...

He ate way past 15 and didn't stop till 60

My college roommate put on 60 pounds in his freshman year. saw the contest and figured he had a chance.

Define Girlfriend

Disgusted by the definition he received.

Go go gadget Zoom Eyes!

Norm vs. Andrew

He didn't believe me when I told him, so I had to make this.

Somewhere out there is a decapitated female head cake.

My two best friends are a computer and myself.

El Golfista

A game of golf so powerful, it'll make you piss your pants

Dusty Passed Out

SHOWER SCARE!!!!

OUR FRIEND HAS A LARGE FEAR OF BEING NAKED AND BEING SCARED... SO WE FIGURED WE WOULD HELP HIM OUT AND AND KILL TWO BIRD WITH ONE STONE.

Drinking+Driving

I woke up to find this truck in my neighbor's house. He had 16 beer cans in the cab.

This beer's skunked! Can't you guys do anything right?

Girls making out + that guy = college

Brotherly love

His brother is on the bottom, brother\\\'s ex in the middle

Playing through Injuries

This picture was taken one day after tearing several inches of cartilage in my shoulder.

This is how I will explain my college years to my kids.

This kid pukes more than anyone I know and always comes back for more. Knowing that, how convienent is puking in front of a keg shop?

Someone should really point him in the direction of the camera...

Dan is a retarded child with FAS. Alcohol, his one love, makes him even goofy-as-fuck-ier. Here, he is posing with a hot chick but totally dropping the ball on the whole "seeing straight" thing.

we've all seen cars burried in snow, but what about a jeep under a giant pile of leaves?

a combination of weeks of laziness, a night of drinking and way too much time = some sweet pictures and a pissed off housemate

The Tongue Experience

i guess he loses control of his tongue when drinking is thrown in the mix!

Courtney Love?