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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:49:36 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924622"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.e7de5d1559791caa1f27d0ecb93e17b7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:79290">turtleboy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924622">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Squat & Gobble

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:14:39 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915906"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/5/collegehumor.6774c7c9b3dba58e56c919c51ecfa468.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549382">Bryan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915906">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Fredric Chopin? More like Fredric DROPPINS!

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:45:54 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913596"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.3344fc4f5051b23a22cb1ca725314777.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913596">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

VIRGIN BATTLE!

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:38:18 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908821"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/e/collegehumor.856e1ea0e13b304bb37f915e9d82b9fc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908821">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

That's one slang word we've definitely gotta bring back.

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896202"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/2/collegehumor.0683db5437e0a9237db4f6d2ff01759a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

I don't know. Kelly Blue Book value is only $8.75.

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:32:48 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1895427"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/0/collegehumor.cd32351887b0d71dfbb14680e5cd6db8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Preparing for Edward 40 Hands

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:05:04 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892222"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/0/collegehumor.59b58b081a69cb6560aff6608f25b9a9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1351163">Welch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892222">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Click it or Ticket

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:01:55 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892221"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.578685a4533e43c44dde50533e3be31c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1351163">Welch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892221">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Is that a man or a kiwi?

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:19:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892220"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.5230461c3855477861e5b95b36baf6a3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1351163">Welch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Anne Frank, a Hitler suicide and a rare "That Girl", priceless

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:00:30 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886153"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.47df687c7303c5d63752f8c91532cbea.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:253089">Chad</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

People in Colorado should think before they write.

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:51:02 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1821261"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/4/collegehumor.474794638cf377c15dfc0d34842c2787.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1542635">R.J.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Obama Political signs

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:00:08 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Obama loves cookies. Do You?

2. McCain hates fun

3. Change....your underwear, because Obama is going to blow your pants away

4. McCain kicks puppies

5. Make the voting age 18. Obama in 2008

6. Is it Barack Obama, or more likely "Bo-Rock Your Momma."

7. John McCain: Older than your grandpa, meaner than your grandma.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1328731"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1328731">lance</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757507">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

No muff too tuff? Obviously you have never been to Ecuador.

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:11:04 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818782"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/1/collegehumor.c3a806366f4ab51615a749a131195edd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The flusher makes it look like it's winking.

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:38:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818251"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.42678677cf4365b276b8964c1e44b348.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Hot-N-Ready?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:15:11 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809945"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/e/collegehumor.68d366a53565fedf189ef3be77252c14.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549382">Bryan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Shaun White lookalike.

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:38:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809693"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/e/collegehumor.59b5a6ff82014f324952d07eaf4e7573.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1542635">R.J.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

That guy...who blends in with the night

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:39:41 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809679"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/1/collegehumor.c2ad12e2b3a0d9e052ca9551839e9ea8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1542635">R.J.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Worst MySpace Survey Ever

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:33:14 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Name?

2. What do you usually wear to sleep?

3. Prove it.

4. If you were a member of O-Town, which one would you be and how would you kill yourself for being a failure?

5. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?

6. Was it so akward that you sat in the scalding hot shower for three days straight untill you felt that all of the sin had been burned off of your skin?

7. Me too.

8. Have you ever pushed down on a crayon too hard and it broke in half?

9. Dont you just hate that?

10. Remember that one Seinfeld where George has to get the Calzones for his boss but gets kicked out of the calzone place because they thought he stole from the tip jar and he tried to get Newman to get them for him but that didn't work out so Kramer did it but tried to pay with change and they kicked him out too?

11. That one was funny, huh?

12. Did you think it was racist when Kramer started yelling back at the italian guy but it wasnt real italian he was speaking just an imitation of it?

13. Me neither.

14. What happened to 15?

15. Oh, you are right. There it is.

16. Do you smell that?

17. It smells a little like propane, but not as bad. Its probably nothing.

18. Oh, its probably tar. They are doing roadwork today around the corner.

19. Did you see the pictures of the whore Eliot Spitzer slept with?

20. I know! I would do it too if I had the money to spare.

21. Is the past-tense of "hang" hung, or hanged?

22. Should gays be hung for their sins?

23. No, thats not wrong, the little green squiggly line didnt pop up on Word.

24. Oh, you mean morally wrong. I guess so.

25. Dont you hate it when a survey has the same question twice?

26. Whats the deal with Mexican tits?

27. Ok, that last one was definitely racist, right?

28. My bad.

29. Have you ever gotten a papercut right on the joint of your finger and it hurts every time you bend your finger?

30. Doesn't that suck?

31. Does anyone in the world use Wingdings font?

32. Dont you hate it when a survey has the same question twice?

33. American, Swiss or Provalone?

34. Listen to the lyrics of Pink's "U Ur Hand" and tell me if you find the chorus a little odd. No, really listen to the words, especially the part about the drink.

35. Is forty really the new twenty?

36. What time does The Price Is Right come on?

37. What channel?

38. Drew Carey, are you shitting me? When did Bob Barker die?

39. Nevermind, I Googled it.

40. List your top 50 Favorite Chuck Norris facts.

41. What is your Social Security Number?

42. Oday ouyay understanday igpay atinlay?

43. Would it be lame if I ended this survey at 43?

44. Truth or Dare?

45. Dont you hate it when a survey has the same question twice?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.5495913fb870bed69770a93c1e1491b3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043051">Rise B. Axelrod</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Make it rain!

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:32:34 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801009"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1490812">greg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801009">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Street Fighter Yoga Flame

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:45:44 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800674"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/6/collegehumor.b681e5408d00ceced1ac01b69aa0152c.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1351163">Welch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:659"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800674">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />