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This works best if you steal all the lightbulbs in the room after you leave.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:08:56 -0400

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Do you think they mean the Van or the Driver?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:07:27 -0400

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Freud has a Facebook account.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:38:00 -0400

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Gay Gangsters

Sun, 18 May 2008 06:37:26 -0400

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I hope my warranty covers accidents during threesoms

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:54:59 -0500

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"That girl" and a "Which one of these isn't like the other"!

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:48:02 -0500

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Bender Method Ab workout

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:16:27 -0500

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That hand?

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:53:33 -0500

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I put you on my fries

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:00:11 -0400

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eerie isnt it.

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:57:57 -0400

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Striking resemblence

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:37:46 -0400

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I really don't see it.

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:26:40 -0400

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"My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper."

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:28:00 -0400

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...than go to fresno

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:07:57 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ...than go to fresno

I would rather get a splinter in my eye, than go to fresno.

Justin R. California

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Shocking sculptures in the Louvre

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 19:45:32 -0400

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...than go to fresno

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:51:52 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ..than go to Fresno.

I would rather be pistol whipped by Emmanuel Lewis (webster) on coke than go to fresno.

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...than go to fresno

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:06:58 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ..than go to Fresno.

I would rather have my bonch beaten with mud-flaps than go to Fresno. -R. Zoref, Long Beach, CA

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...than go to Fresno

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:31:29 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> ...than go to Fresno.

As the title suggests, this "article" will focus on things that I would prefer to do, have done to me, whitness, etc etc... than go to Fresno, California.

So please feel free to send me your "...than go to Fresno's"

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I would rather have a dog fart directly into my mouth, than go to Fresno.

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According to a recent pole, nothing beats a flexible girl.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:01:00 -0500

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LET'S TALK BUSH

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:48:14 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Nah, not Billy Bush. He is a little bitch, but this entry has nothing to do with him.

I'm talking about this dog:

Yeah, the one on the right.

You've seen the commercial. In fact, you've probably said to somebody in the kitchen "ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!", only to be punched in the face shortly after you've made yourself look like an ass again.

Anyway, I see this company's commercials ALL THE TIME. There are tons of plot holes in each ad's story lines. In fact, I have many a problem with them.

First, they make Jay Bush seem like a moron for doing the "OH NO, NOT AGAIN WITH YOUR SILLY WAYS!" pose. But then again, being a moron is hereditary in the Bush ancestry, so I guess that isn't too surprising.

Secondly, they make the Bush dog seem like a disloyal asshole. This is complete defamation of the canine race. Everyone should know that dogs are completely, 102% loyal, and wouldn't sell out for money, man. DOGS AREN'T LIKE THE BLACK EYED PEAS, OKAY? LET'S CLEAR THAT UP.

Thirdlishly, dogs can't talk. Give me a fucking break. And dogs can't make PowerPoint presentations, and god knows that dogs can't handle making charts on Excel.

Shit, even I can't make a chart on Excel. :(

Fourthly, dogs can't wear aprons. That photo is clearly doctored Couric-style, and in times like these where Reuters is putting fire and clips of a crying baby on a flying missile aimed at what is clearly the Statue of Liberty, we should be protesting for honest advertising. At least.

Fively, I'm not going to stop buying these damn beans. They're great. And every time I have them, I think of that scene in the Dennis the Menace movie where Christopher Lloyd has that what-could've-been-a-paedophilic moment with Dennis under the bridge.

You know what part I'm talking about.

Man, I hope know what I'm talking about.

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