CollegeHumor: City University of New York Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898588 Marketing towards Minorities Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:18:14 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898588 Marketing towards Minorities nonadult comedy Sure these clippers are all &quot;ethnic&quot; ....check out the GOLDEN finish...makes minorities go nuts... how about the use of a Z instead of an S for Linez.... maybe because they call it ethnic trimmer <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898588"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.01f4c914c8cfb8916256999395493f18.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1263361">Ish</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898588">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892385 It's always been my dream to wipe a booger on someone from That 70's Show. Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892385 It's always been my dream to wipe a booger on someone from That 70's Show. nonadult comedy It's always been my dream to wipe a booger on someone from That 70's Show. wilmer valderrama, that guy, nose pick, celebrity, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892385"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/6/collegehumor.a2089bc85cf19f9ba15314e6eaa3a8e8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:124539">Benny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885952 Honey, I'm Home! Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:58:13 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885952 Honey, I'm Home! nonadult comedy Funny, raunchy commercial i just shot. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885952"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/2/collegehumor.0a300a8ecb42e6c70d34d6b297b867dd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:6064">Daniel</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885952">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831568 Magnum! Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:55:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831568 Magnum! nonadult comedy Dear God, it's beautiful. ben stiller, magnum, basketball game, knicks, zoolander, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831568"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.5dbbf4ad36bb0250f48d847867486bd2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:124539">Benny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 498 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827783 those guys Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:46:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827783 those guys nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827783"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/c/collegehumor.cb9c9332348b65801bfed0bcc2d64f09.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:124539">Benny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827783">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810320 unhappy camper at 10 oclock Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:08:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810320 unhappy camper at 10 oclock nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810320"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/6/collegehumor.af549498131efdcf8dabf826c8bbee20.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:124539">Benny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800964 My friends perfect ass Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:55:39 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800964 My friends perfect ass nonadult comedy Shes a friend from back in the day and look how she turned out <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1800964"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.e1b1fc620860ae8a52ce54321be96e95.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:17116">timothy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792555 Evaluate Teachers Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:59:56 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792555 Evaluate Teachers nonadult comedy Those professors must be getting some poor evalutaions if they show up in the wrong building. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792555"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/4/collegehumor.5d3c1fb5ac000471f1a79d54ef3710ad.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1263361">Ish</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792555">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789876 Target Sells Everything Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:27:53 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789876 Target Sells Everything nonadult comedy Walking through target... holiday shopping...what do you get the girl that has everything? A Day Laborer <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789876"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/e/collegehumor.b4855584c6656bd034a71cbe776d335a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1263361">Ish</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1789876">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1788554 Rap Star in Russia Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:35:20 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1788554 Rap Star in Russia nonadult comedy I ran into (former) rap star Fredro Starr at the airport in Moscow. Flight was delayed, and we talked about chicks and drugs for 2 hours. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1788554"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.4944a5cd3cfe3b546c573890b28cd2cf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787088 Robin Steals the Show Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:37:15 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787088 Robin Steals the Show nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787088"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/7/collegehumor.306b1f2e85ef991fac38edd7cb8d9ae9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787088">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1781362 What exactly is "cocksploffin"? Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:08:30 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1781362 What exactly is "cocksploffin"? nonadult comedy Enlarge and read to find out! <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1781362"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5685a720d0f2e4dfcf8ddc3c70f5b480.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1191692">J.D.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1781362">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742418 It Burns Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:15:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742418 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It burns.
Oh, how it burns.
It burns from within,
Turning me inside out.
There’s nothing I can do
to stifle the screams.
Screams of Longing.
Screams of Pain.
I’m looking
for a remedy to decrease,
To help me release. Free myself
from desire.
My soul’s on fire.
The flame’s for you.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742417 Storm Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:14:28 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742417 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The air is crisp,
The sky is blue,
With bright white clouds,
But off in the distance
storm clouds are brewing,
Changing,
Growing.
It is a thrill
to be there
so many hours before
the downpour. Before
the chaos.
You can’t control it,
But knowing is just as
good.

Almost.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742417">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742416 Free Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:12:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742416 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The sun is strong
and a hot wind cuts
mercilessly
through the air.
Begging to be relieved,
I cry out – Help!
There is no response.
No answer.
I’m resigned to myself
and my worries.
How I wish to be
above it all.
Squirrels furrow in the grass
for food.
Then stop to chase one
another.
A robin lands,
not far away,
and quickly alights,
untethered.

Leaving me tied to my thoughts.
Ah! To be free…

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742416">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742415 Crowded Places Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:10:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742415 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Flocks.
Gregarious flocks.
Seething, gregarious flocks
of people.
People waiting,
wanting,
wallowing,
withering.
Where’s the
Individual.
Where’s
the soul;
the Being.
the Self.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742415">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742414 Beauty Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:08:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742414 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Box trucks and full-size vans
under a blue sky
set the mind
at ease.
A commercial jet
over a glistening lake
both undisturbed.
Natural beauty loves
ugly practicality.
But what about
designer frames and ripped jeans?
Satan’s gifts
to the World.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742414">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742413 Knowledge Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:06:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742413 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don’t pretend to know
everything, but
I know a lot.
I can’t tell you why
a ball bounces, or why
mirrors reflect, or how
cars work, or how
ink sticks to paper,
but I can tell you this:
Sparrows make me
smile.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.0782ff7d8fb92bc7e3ed26a8d31c34fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:77750">Super Villain</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1314"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742413">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742412 Laughing Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:06:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742412 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don’t like laughing.
No, let me rephrase.
I don’t like laughing so
hard that I become
incapacitated
and lose all physical strength
and control.

I rather enjoy laughing
at babies laughing.

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strange
to me that something
as small as an
acorn
can turn into a massive tree.
Where does the tiny acorn
hide all its tree stuff?
It doesn’t make sense that it
just grows to be a tree.
Shouldn’t it just become a
bigger acorn?

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