CollegeHumor: Central Washington Stuff

Mortal Kombat

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:07:39 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889400"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/c/collegehumor.757a714cc16e95bd501af5ac817acadf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:481461">andy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

No Way!?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:51:28 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1826037"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/2/collegehumor.7e35e19f860efc7cf6bb6d225ab33cbc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1700092">Danny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1826037">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

satisfying ALL of your home patient needs...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:21:10 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1822542"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.59b7e1f7bbdfbb7a3122c0dc849bc043.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1695146">Erich</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Dude and Walter Sobchak

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:59:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1783483"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/4/collegehumor.abcd36577b9f1d3a03b0cfc45956efbd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:745521">Parker</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 40 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

How arguments should end

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 19:52:10 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763086"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.253c720d0ad962cbffb93af8f4d8b009.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:144370">Mikee</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Ginkgo State Park Larceny Sign

Wed, 16 May 2007 01:27:57 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759804"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.1a36193429247f304bc42845fd546178.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:86136">Thomas Orr</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Grapefruit

Fri, 11 May 2007 21:39:37 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759111"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/5/collegehumor.1c1fbebe7a4045b2ca368f35193e8717.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:785890">Mike</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759111">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

That Lady

Wed, 09 May 2007 14:15:20 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1758690"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/6/collegehumor.a63d1e8a2e6281d2383fa24624b50154.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1700092">Danny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1758690">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"Just a camping trip with three nice asses." Fair enough.

Tue, 08 May 2007 10:06:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757851"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.ba68873fae7c74eb5e3f31dc0b70cf2c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:144370">Mikee</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

passed out

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:40:12 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754286"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/e/collegehumor.0e5852e02e2ae78d780a11fe7908d324.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:766580">JoeSmoke</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754286">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

smoke rings in the dorms

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:37:35 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754285"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/e/collegehumor.bc7c46256a1cf9dcd7c5cd1ea9773a29.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:766580">JoeSmoke</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754285">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Too much Ouzo leads to a drunken bozo

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:58:09 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1741506"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.670916ec940dbb2e5ec4c0a929bb2869.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101447">Aaron</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1741506">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

21 Pack

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 22:00:44 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734871"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/9/collegehumor.5d97bd8e4bcadb5d00c648798749198e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:128461">Jesse Taylor</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734871">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

One solution for being sexiled.

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:26:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734445"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.9045eeda06e634c1249ae4840c45869b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101447">Aaron</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Aesop's Fable & College Translation

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:51:22 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Aesop's Fable: Four Oxen & the Lion

A Lion used to prowl about a field in which Four Oxen used to dwell. Many a time he tried to attack them; but whenever he came near they turned their tails to one another, so that whichever way he approached them he was met by the horns of one of them. At last, however, they fell a-quarrelling among themselves, and each went off to pasture alone in a separate corner of the field. Then the Lion attacked them one by one and soon made an end of all four.
Moral: United we stand, divided we fall.

College Translation: Four Foxes & the Dude
A dude used to hang out down at various bars looking to score with four foxes all at once, as any dude knows scoring with two chicks is difficult but four is almost unheard of. Night after night he would approach skulk after skulk (technical term for a group of foxes) with no luck he would leave with only with bruised cheeks (from slaps to the face and from sitting too long on the bar stools). One night he chose to approach each fox one at a time when they were separated from the group. That night he managed to score with four foxes, while not all at the same time this is still an impressive accomplishment and perhaps the only time his premature ejaculation was an advantage (average time a minute thirty but four times still ain't too shaby).
Moral: Try for an orgy get nothing, try one at a time get four scores or more!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:86136"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.b295ca3e09417a7cf6acb128099b3c94.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:86136">Thomas Orr</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Need for College Educated Mountain Men

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:28:26 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I've always admired mountain men there's something to be said for being so rugged and living off the land. However, there currently is no Mountain Man major at any College or University in our great nation, I think this is a grave oversight on the part of the administration. I would like everyone who is passionate about this issue to band together with me and petition their university to add a "Mountaineering & Mountain Survival" major to the programs they currently offer.

Imagine Classes like MMS 101 Introduction to the Life of Mountain Men. Or upper division courses like MMS 352 How to Skin River Otters Properly in Order to Maintain their Economic Value. The capstone course could be MMS 489 How to Build Your Log Cabin w/ Just Beard, Sweat, & Tears.

This would be the look you would acheive after taking MMS 301 Developing the Iconic Mountain Man Look (Special Focus on Beard Growing)

Petitions can start with simple things like sending your University provost and president coon skin caps with letters expressing your interest in starting a program designed to produce "strong and self-suficient Mountain Men." If these tactics do not succeed we can always resort to the use of a mountain man's greatest tool, the rifle. Nothing is more effective at getting things done then simply sticking a gun in someones face.

Imagine the glorious potential outcomes of starting a Mountain Man program:
A Mountain Man Frat House:
Pro: A raging kegger at a cabin in the woods is a lot harder for the cops to break up and there are no neighbors to call the cops in the first place.
Con: Keeping your newly grown beard out of your beer (though perhaps someone can use this to develop a new drinking game?)

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"My roommate's retarded dog ate a tube of blue latex paint."

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:39:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1726124"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/f/collegehumor.834e473f4c7fd35043a8cbdf23bdcf82.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:87646">Scott</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Truly Unsafe Sex!

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:31:06 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1726057"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/a/collegehumor.a7ca5703e01f51d551735bba908542e6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:86136">Thomas Orr</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Not as good as Iowa boobs but still good

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:18:39 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1724393"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/4/collegehumor.8ad8b4adc5b715bc0dbe5524f7a9eb7a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:79935">JimmyJamTheBaseJumper</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1724393">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

No,no,no...Goose is spelled with 2 O's

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:15:47 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1724392"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/6/collegehumor.5ab854ceee2e6f53cbe1afd6623a797a.jpeg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:79935">JimmyJamTheBaseJumper</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:530"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1724392">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />