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  • I found my cat's day planner

    by samantha Chendorain September 05, 2008

    I just adopted a cat a few months ago, which I thought was a really nice thing to do.The other day I stumbled upon her day planner...and what I found was chilling.

    Tootsie's schedule for September 8th, 2008

    5:30am: Wake Up
    5:31am: Go wake up Lady
    5:45am: Eat kibble Lady gave me
    6:00am: Throw up
    6:01am: Eat throw up
    9:00am: Lady wakes up
    9:01am: Scratch Lady
    9:30am: Lick Lady's knee while she eats breakfast
    9:31am: Bite Lady
    10:00am: Trip Lady as she's walking out the door for class
    10:01-10:31am: Meow
    10:32am: Poop/Pee
    10:33am: Play in litter box
    10:34am: Step in poop
    10:35am: Leave poo paw prints on the bathroom floor
    10:40am-5:00pm: Lick genitals
    5:15pm: Lady comes home from class
    5:16pm: Scratch Lady
    5:20pm: Play with string
    6:00pm: Kill Lady
    6:01pm: Eat leftover kibble
    6:10pm: Throw up
    6:11pm: Eat throw up
    6:15pm: Bed

    Creepy! I'm glad I found this before she got her chance to kill me. Needless to say I had her put down the next day! (:

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