That shot of vinegar really got to me.

Write out loud

Im not famous, but I pretend like I am and always carry a sharpie with me.

Palin gets my vote

O Mama Obama!

Make Out

Sale at Lowes

I love a good bargain!

These aren't real Pirates. Where is the Eyepatch and Peg-Leg?

After rushing the field after a victory over West Virginia two girls pose for a picture. That is when the "That Guy" comes out in everyone.

I didn't know mine was broken

Brownie butthole!!

I was just eating my Little Bites brownies and notice one of them had a butthole! Am I immature?

I got that OPP!

I was just looking through the KIDS' SECTION of the Target magazine. Apparently they've never heard of Naughty by Nature.

Every Shot Counts

Please enjoy these fine asses.

Confusion

The line was 13 miles long.

This is a completely accurate representation of what salmonella does to your digestive system.

"Who says baseball isn't religion?"

This church is right down the street from Camden Yards. I saw it on our way out of town and went around the block so I could pull over and take a picture. I guess Methodists do have a since of humor.

I got in some trouble over the weekend...

So I picked the best lit part of the mall to have sex saturday night..not smart

Eye Spy

The funny thing is they met 6 minutes before this picture was taken

Go Hard and Go Home

Probably the sexiest thong of all time

So that's what an ounce looks like

420 wanted to do something ridiculous, burnt the brownies went to plan B, roll an Ounce.

He died on the throne

To make this picture more disgraceful he threw up in his underwear.