Two Girls No Cup

Don't pass out early

My friend passed out and this is what happened to him.

New Years Clean Up

My friend got really drunk and passed out and we ended up pulling him up the stairs. We got him to the top and he woke and kept

Gallon of milk

tried to drink a gallon of milk because of peer pressure, didn't make it

Guys....I need help....over here!!

After a long night at Bar Chicago the guys were tending to my friend on the couch because she fell and bit it hard. But by the looks of it my other friend on the right needs more help.

Daft Punk

Instead of studying for finals, I did this instead.

latex can crusher

crushing cans with a dildo

It was going to be a nice picture...until the man nipple appeared in the background.

Microwaving Match

Today's edition of Stuff You Shouldn't Microwave - matches!

Rainy Days and... Wednesdays?????

I was wondering why the guy was stopped, and then I looked in my rear-view mirror. look closely at his tires. suddenly getting stood up for lunch didn't seem so bad

He passed out

He passed out and looked cold. So we made him a blanket

This is a Christmas tree that took a lot of hard work and commitment

Our house needed some Holiday spirit, and we were a bit parched of alcohol

I haven't been drinking your beer Dad

My Dad keeps asking if my sister and I are drinking all his beer. Joey always lays like this and covers her eyes when lights turn on. Like she has a hangover. Mystery solved

If we wait here long enough she'll come out

yes, thats a box of beer yes, those are three of our cats around it yes, the fourth cat is inside the box

Die Baby Troll Die

Its my kitten. She hates the troll

perhaps another overplayed best picture thing

ec needs to pay tribute to the best picture and no one else seemed to care enough to try

I lost count of moterboats and ass grabs at well over 200

K-Fed, A Hot Dog, and Angelina Jolie

Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Donkey Kong

It was freezing and raining in Chicago, an this was the best idea I could come up with.

Captain planet, hes our hero he'll bring pollution down to zero

The best part of the night was when the cops were all ready to arrest me and wanted to put me into a squad car. After they got the cuffs on me and saw my blue paint was rubbing off on them, they made a decision i wasnt worth a day of cleaning out their car and took off my cuffs and said "get the fuck out of here." After seeing this the camera crew that was on State Street from one of the local news stations interviewed me and I told the story to all of Madison. It was an amazing night.