We tried kissing the sign to make it better, but when that didn't work...

right this way, boss

its too early to think of a witty title

say what again

ho's are your friends, ho's are your enemies

"wat"

Silent Me.

Big Equipment

more like poonuts

peanut display at the grocery store

Yay Pot.

RARRR my name is MORTIMER!

"My girlfriend has a pet raccoon named Wallace."

office jerk off

skit from the whitest kids u know

Ferrell Strength Coach

It's safe to say that if Will Ferrell were in charge, USC would be back-to-back-to-back national champs right now.

Huey from The Boondocks.

i dont know if you do a pumpkin contest... but i think this should be in the running if there is one.

Ride home in a trunk w/cherrios

sooo we lost our friends at a bar half an hour away. so we were walkin the streets and some polish poeple put us in the trunk and fed us cherrios all the way home. it was awesome

Great, look who just ruined Halloween. You know you're like the A-bomb - everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything is dead!

Spider Man

my roommate thought he could fit into his old spider man costume... things didn't turn out so well...

It really shouldn't count as MacGyvering if you just happen to find a perfectly shaped piece of coral. Still pretty slick, though.

This year, he's going as a stoner with too much time.