Why did you not take your shoes off?

New Years is always fun, especially when you piss your girlfriend off and she gets revenge with a sharpie..

Dude she puked on your dick!

She puked in his lap he puked in her hair 3 seconds later!

Cant find a place? Make one!

you HAVE to park in visitor spots in tallahassee or you will get towed. we couldnt find one so i went to the store bought some spray paint and my her one lol

Kurt Rambis

Kevin McHale still owes me an apology.

NBA All-Stars of the 80's n 90's

John Stockton, Detlef Schrempf, Steve Kerr, and Kurt Rambis. We dominated all night, especially in and around the paint.

Good timing

My roommate got back from the bar an hour later than us a complete mess, bumped a fridge-pack and they all fell on his head, it was like a cartoon.

weee

a little song about Tisa's... and a few other things

Whiskey funnel.

Not th first time I've funneled liquor. New Years i had the genius idea to funnel Absolute Vodka, this time it was Jim Beam. Not one of my best decisions.

LSU friends- dance white

haha

The Vulcan?

this dude is the drummer for a kickass band called Lynam and apparently there's this move called the Vulcan that i was unaware of until this picture was taken

Awesome

I decided that our apartment needed a group photo, but when we saw this being advertised at SAMS club we couldnt pass it up. Best Idea I've ever had.

Cafe Risque

after a night of drinking we decided we needed to hit the Strip Club off the freeway up, when we walked in we asked about it and the guy working the front said, "Its pretty much a waffle house with naked waitresses. Then my friend dropped $150 on lapdances.

Joakim Noah with my friend

We saw Joakim talkin to some girls, My friend (FSU fan) decided that he needed to yell, "Joakim Noah Needs a Handjob." My other friend (UF Fan) decided to say this, "Joakim, Girls... they come and go, but national championships... they last a lifetime." I was in awe of the comment, and will never let him live it down.

A fit of anger leads to a brilliant golf club storage solution.

Drinking with AJ Pierzynski

Ran into him in Gainesville after the LSU - UF game, he's good people for a white sox player.

Majestic

My cousins and I decided if we ever started a christian rock group, this would be the first album's cover.

Walker told me I have AIDS

Conan w/lever and Walker were a big hit

Halloween 06

Blue Balls, Ninja Turtle, Prefontaine, Condom, Beer Bong Box

Christmas Time

Commando

Someone started the wedgie, i just finished it. We then got on the bus to go to the bar and he took his balls out. classy.