Being second best is always an ugly prospect.

I'd go gay for Crosby.

Go Pens.

Ottawa Senators stars Danny Heatley and Jason Spezza held pointless and MIA in a 4-0 series sweep by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

My Roommate's room. . . smells like dead midgets. . .

i'm too high to think of anything clever to say

The second coming

Just like Lindsay, only no STDs or psoriasis

I.... I can't tell the difference.... I think that one on the left is the real Britney.

Breakfast of Champions

Oompa Lompa goes to prom.

Looking sexy in the pink tux, of course. Orange and pink really complement each other.

Yummy Orange Guido

Did you know people looked like this?

Angel Of Rock 2

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar firernReady and aimed at yournPick up your balls and load up your cannonrnFor a twenty-one gun salute

Angel Of Rock 1

We rock at dawn on the front linernLike a bolt right out of the bluernThe sky's alight with the guitar biternHeads will roll and rock tonight

Another racist cartoon

It can't be considered racist if the baby is literally made of tar

Took this picture at a sex shop in Arizona. I'm pretty sure all of the dildos had been used. Gross.

That Guy

I had no idea who these people were at the time.

What a jerk!

Suits is that guy

Bouncer at local bar at Fordham, Suits; that guy. I thought I would add to the 'that guy' collection

...wonder what's inside

in the bronx, of course

Godblessyou.