Girls love it when a guy gives them a hard time. No girl wants a guy who is constantly being nice to her, that's boring. Listen to things she says in a conversation and use them against her. For example, say that your new girl tells you that she is insecure about her nose, take that and use it. Pick on her about how big her nose is or about how it looks like a pigs nose. It'll drive her crazy.

Who doesn't like a good joke? No one. Everyone likes a good joke. People also like when you include them in whatever way you can so you should probably make jokes about her race. Everyone loves a good racial joke, unless they're a stuck up prick.

Just call her a cunt.

Tomorrow: I don't know. Some other stuff!

Take her someplace where the two of you can compete such as mini-golf. What better way to win over a girls heart than by showing her you're better than her? If it just so happens she is better than you at whatever activity you do choose, which is highly unlikely since you are the man and she is the woman, then show her how passionate you are about this activity by throwing a temper-tantrum. For instance, if you are playing mini-golf and she scores a hole-in-one throw your putter to the floor, scream "FUCK YOU!" at her, and storm away. She'll be driven towards your passion for the sport.

2. Meeting your Parents.

It's your first date so what better way to take the pressure off yourself than to introduce her to your parents right away? They'll be too busy asking her questions to even pay attention to you. That way you can keep a certain bit of mystery to yourself by not having to talk to her all night. This also kills two birds with one stone by visiting your parents and having a date.

Pick her up and immediately blind fold her. Tell her you are taking her to a secret location where no one will ever be able to find her. This will be extremely thrilling for her because she will have absolutely no idea where you are going and she barely knows you! For all she's concerned you are actually a serial killer who is about to murder her to death but you know thats not the truth.

Three great ideas for the perfect date. You are now well on your way to a very successful relationship all thanks to me and my professional advice. Oh yeah... make sure the surprise leads to somewhere, like a McDonald's or Taco Bell.

Tomorrow: Making Her Laugh.

Say you met this girl on a friday night. You chatted with her for a while and then ended up getting her number. Well, you don't want to lose her interest. You should definitely call her the minute you wake up the next morning or better yet, call her ten minutes after you seperate.

So it's saturday morning and you give this girl a call but she doesn't answer. Well she must not have heard her phone so you should definitely call her back but obviously not right away. Give it five minutes and if she doesn't answer call her back every five minutes until she does.

Yes. Every time you call.

It's that simple folks. Now you know how to successfully make a phone call. Using these few tricks you'll have her drooling over you in no time.

Tomorrow: The First Date.

This method rarely works. It's nerve racking and a lot of girls won't be willing to give you their number. If you are feeling on the brave side though, approach her and immediately ask her for her number before either of you even have a chance to introduce yourselves. It'll seem bold and charming.

Tell her that your mom is in the hospital after a bad car accident and you're not sure if she's going to make it or not. Then politely ask her if you can use her cell phone because you don't own one. If she agrees, take her phone and call yours. Now you have her number and can call her whenever you feel like it.

This last method is my personal favorite. If the two of you have a mutual friend you can just ask them for her number. That way you don't ever have to actual approach her but if you feel like calling you can. Obviously you need to make sure that you lie to the mutual friend as to not come off as creepy. Tell that that you have a class together and you need to ask her a question about your homework. No one will question you.

Now that you have these new tips and tricks go out and use them. Never forget it's all a numbers game and that if you avoid direct contact with her as much as possible you'll never get rejected.

Tomorrow: Making the Call.