"It actually ejaculates little kids." Don't they all, kinda?

it was tit-tastic

freedom to booze

he looks so peaceful

i dont know what to say

Drunken songs won't get you anywhere in show business

We were messed up and my friend's balls got smacked, so he made a song about it.

My bad!

Return of the drunken singer

Just as before in our other video, we got fucked up and started singing. The words can't really be heard in this one, but my friend's movements more than make up for it.

At this point, you legally become her property.

It must be a triple leap year.

mmmmm windex

Deck the Gals

"(add own caption)" Hey, fuck you. You're not the boss of me.

Good thing he only had to go #1.

You Gotta Make Do With What You Got

Whoa, What A Keg Stand

Our army flight school class photo.

i might be that guy.

I got drunk and had sex with this creepy guy and then he requested to be my friend on Myspace.

It's a twofer-that guy and the shocker