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In the 1970s, shit went down. People panicked. Everyone was scared and no one quite knew what to do. Danger was everywhere, but it was an invisible danger. Then, it faded. And everyone was fine.Thirty years later, the fear came back. This time,...
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!splitSpring Breakers, unite! As you can see from the photo, we have already lost one of our own, and it's only the first day! Can we get a motha fucking moment of silence up in here? This chick has, as of this moment, been passed out for 8 hours...
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Let's say you have a time machine. It works pretty well. It takes you anywhere in history and you can hang out there, talk to people, touch things, and alter the course of events. Let's say you only get to use it once. And after contemplating...
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Enough already. We get it. The economy is in the sh*tter. Everyone has lost their jobs, bailouts are more common than teen pregnancies, and every shop at the mall is empty, despite the 50% Off signs.Suddenly, you realize how much toothpaste costs,...
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Decisions are difficult. And deciding between two people is even more difficult. Sometimes, a decision between two people affects our lives so deeply, that we weigh the consequences with the most intense thoughtfulness and every bit of intuition...
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Dear Somalian Pirates,Listen, guys. We know you love Lost. The adventures, the guns, the hostage-taking, the excitement. There are freighters and boats and canoes and there's always a war between someone and someone else. For pirates, like you, it...
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The change to a new city is difficult. I have recently picked up my entire life and moved it thousands of miles away. With this change, come fear and excitement, and a seemingly endless and overwhelming number of new tasks and responsibilities....
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Some people say that life imitates art. Although, some people say that art imitates life. And some people say, "Fuck you, asshole! Life totally imitates art!" And some people say, "Are you for real? If art doesn't imitate life, then you can suck...
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Dear Journal,I just resurfaced after being bedridden with the flu for 2 weeks. The "two-weeks flu" of course, is the much less sexy version of the "24-hour flu." The two weeks flu forced me and my girlfriend to watch every episode of Bret...
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Dear Journal,I've been off the road for three weeks now and I'm getting a little antsy. This week I went to Applebee's in Times Square to remind me of what it's like on the road. I have a great allegiance to chain restaurants, and I know that's...
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You tried to explain it to your girlfriend, but she just doesn't get it. It's too complicated.There are too many nuances. Too many little aspects and tricks. It's not just entertainment; it's intense and multi-leveled. It's all about the nature of...
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At least on the island, they have Dharma beer. At least they have tents. At least they have time traveling surprises, Sawyer's hot bod, and a little village with hammocks and hibachi grills.As for me, I've got an empty apartment with no heat, and...
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