On May 6, 2009, legendary super hero The Cliché went to a baseball game with his buddies. This is their conversation:John: Hey, Cliché!The Cliché: Long time, no see!Kevin: Sorry we're late to the game. I tried to find...
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To all the sexy ladies out there in Internet land:My name is ________, and you should have me as your date tonight because my parents are out of town for the weekend.Holla.RE: To all the sexy ladies out there in Internet land:No.
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The Drunken BlogI was in DC recently for Lisa's birthday party. The plan initially was to start at Rumor's and barhop. I had a feeling the barhopping wouldn't happen because it's hard to coordinate a large group of people leaving one bar and going...
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thedrunkenblog.com Halloween is a magical time of year. It’s a chance for guys to show their creativity by coming up with humorous and/or grotesque and/or ironic costumes, and it’s a chance for girls to show off their “...
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The Drunken BlogEverybody knows baseball as an analogy for sex. At least, I thought everybody knows what the bases mean, until I brought it up in conversation as fact and I was questioned, “Well, what do you consider second base” they...
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A simplistically effective and wholly inappropriate solution to the conflict over the Holy Land: Nuke it. The Israelis and Palestinians are like two little kids fighting over one toy. So the world should be like the unqualified staff of...
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Alright I've had it, all I read about on youtube when I watch guitar hero videos (yes i watch them because my job is THAT fucking boring and I've run out of things to do) is these people complaining about so-called "nerds" who should "learn how to...
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One of the most interesting physiological phenomenons that I have come across while drinking is the seal that is created in your bladder during imbibing escapades. If you have ever gone on a drinking “binge” as defined by people that...
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The Drunken BlogOne of the biggest aspects of a new place is the neighbors, especially in a condo. These are the people that you will be seeing pretty often and they are the ones that will be complaining if your music is too loud or if your party...
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The Drunken BlogI learned an important life lesson last night. Several actually, but the biggest is that just because a place has a bar in it does not make the entire place worthy of the title “bar”. For instance, last night I went...
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The Drunken BlogIn this world of crazy relationships I have discovered a litmus test to see who would be suitable to date, and who you should probably steer clear of. Now, just like a real litmus test, this is not an exact science (that’s a...
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The Drunken BlogThe first tailgate of each summer really reminds you of what summer is all about, and that’s drinking beers, grilling up burgers, and hitting on 17 year old girls in the parking lot of RFK.Hell, it’s because of...
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TheDrunkenBlogI recently took a mini vacation down to the Florida Keys to visit my sister. I went with my dad; it was my and my sister’s birthday gift to him. I knew this could be trouble, especially since my dad doesn’t drink, but he...
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The Drunken BlogEver since I left the safety net of school I have come across a problem that I’m sure is not unique to me, and that is that I suck at gauging the age of girls. To be sure, this problem was around in college and before as...
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The Drunken BlogIt was a nice day out the other day and I was still recovering from my night in Baltimore for my friend’s birthday. I find that going for a walk is a decent enough substitute for the only known cure for a hangover, which is,...
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