Cross-dressing in video games

1 out of 5 is probably the best odds ever observed in an MMORPG.

Coincidence?

My minifeed said these were the two most recent status updates my friends had. Thought it was mildly amusing.

I love my body

giving it 110%

He Lost Due To Spelling Errors

These posters were all over campus. No one seemed to realize how ridiculous it was to expect people to spell his name on a ballot.

Shameless Self Promotion

"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."

Choose wisely...

Consider it a rite of passage

That's Vishal, he's the GW Student Association President-Elect... and um, after he won we all kind of just wrapped him in campaign limit tape.

Vagina Rock

$20 to any guy willing to stick it into that

UFO Museum

Skin Peel

My friend got wicked sunburned one day and peeled all this off her legs

Mexican Menu

I'd like the Goat Shot an Objetion, but could I substitute chiles fought for chicken to the basket? Thanks.

Is He Yours

Seriously. Is he? You can never be TOO sure.

Winky Desserts

Just found these in a Wal-Mart in Carlsbad, New Mexico

Why has nobody noticed this?

Because a picnic table is just the place to pass out

no need....

One in the pink, one in the stink

Fantasia Mickey

That Guy and Girl

He got a nice fistfull

Cumb Swirl

We were ordering dessert, and I was reading the discription to my roomate.

Horrible Tattoo