A buddy and I are at another party, still by the keg. I see an attractive blonde on the other side of the room and decide to give it a shot.Me: Hey, what's up, I'm Pat. What's going on?Girl: Oh, you know, just having a good time.Me: Hey, are you...
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A buddy and I are at another party, still by the keg. I see an attractive blondeon the other side of the room and decide to give it a shot.Me:¼/span>Hey what's up, I'mat. What's going on?Girl: Oh, nothing, just having a good time....
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11:30 a.m.- I wake up, tired and hung over, knowing that I told Mike I would meet him at noon for brunch the day before. 11:30-45 a.m.- I fight the urge to masturbate, knowing I will probably fall asleep again if I do it. 11:45 a.m.- I...
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Setting: Crowded frat party, a buddy and I are by the keg. An attractive brunette walks up to us, with a friend, and introduces herself. Girl: Hi, I'm Beth and this is my friend Allison. We saw you guys looking lonely over here and figured you...
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Due to some recent relationship developments [read: I'm single, bitches!], I realized that I have dated a lot of straight girls. Straight girls fucking love me. I don’t really get why, and haven't exactly questioned it until now. I realized...
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What I imagine as the inner monologue of Jasper the cat:I'm getting a little bored of pawing at this obviously inanimate mouse thingie..what to do, what to do.. I could lick my own asshole for a little bit..Yeah that sounds good.[Jasper proceeds...
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I just moved into my new place for the rest of the summer, and this is what I've concluded thus far.Pro:-It's not my sister's walk-in closet.Con: -It's not not not my sister's walk-in closet.Pro: -The room is really big.Con: -The room is the attic....
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That trying to "out-crazy" a homeless person when they're yelling at you isn't an effective way to diffuse the situation?
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The "I'm a Great Daughter" list really helped open up the communication between my mother and I; it showed her that I was listening and appreciating her reactions to instances that I thought were hilarious. So, I made my girlfriend make me a list...
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I just found this short piece from a while ago. I think I wrote this while I was at home over the summer. Things my mom does like:-When I call her "just to say hi"-Me keeping my room clean-Watching "What Not To Wear" and shows on HGTV with her on...
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Boss: So, describe what you've got so far.Carl, the first designer: Well, we, mostly I, have an idea for a cartoon cat.Boss: Interesting, interesting. Tell me about her..or him, whatever you have so far.Carl: She's all white, wears lots of pink...
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find Britney Spears' song "You Drive Me Crazy" a little more poignant since the events of the last few months? I bet whoever the "you" she was singing to feels less than flattered now Other musical allusions to Britney's cries for help:"Hit Me...
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In the vein of Cosmopolitan Magazine's Why Don't You... section - where they usually gloriously list some heteronormative, "You Go Girl" bullshit - here are some things you can give up to commemorate this holy season.Why Don't You Give Up......
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Responding to John Amaechi's declaration of his sexuality, former Miami Heat guard Tim Hardaway announced on a radio show that he hates the queers. "You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known," said Hardaway, then proudly elaborating that...
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The U.S. military just introduced their newest weapon: a non-lethal ray gun that emits a 130-degree beam, giving the ray’s recipient the sensation that they are actually on fire. Deemed “harmless” by officials, the beam is...
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Fellate a firecracker.
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As much as guys can go crazy sometimes, make irrational decisions and react in inappropriate ways, we all know Girl-Logic is often comparable to that of nap-less toddler. The following are some examples so you can begin to gauge the responses...
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We all know I love drunk people roaming around, unabashedly searching for anonymous sex. When those drunk people are encouraged to dress as fantastical beasts and ghoulish beings, my excite-o-meter creams itself. I realized this past Halloween...
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There was a time when I would walk into the mail room and see a girl who consistently gave me the "I'm going to pounce on you" eyes. As I was scanning through my bank statements, cards from my mother, and random pamphlets for grad programs, I'd...
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My first article posted on CH was basically a poacher's guide to the jungle of lesbians one encounters in college. On a similar note, it's difficult to judge who'd be the best target for the evening. A guide to refer to for such evenings is my "...
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