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Billy Mays: How was your day, honey?

Sham-Wow: Well, Vince from work told me that I'm German.

Billy Mays: Well, Germans make good stuff.

Telephone Rings

Sham-Wow: I'll get it... Hello?

Ron Popiel: Do you love me?

Sham-Wow: Are you f*cking serious?! You know you're not supposed to call during dinner or even this number!

Ron Popiel: Well, I'm sorry, but this whole fling is getting to me. I want more, babe, I need your Shammy touch.

Billy Mays: Who is it, honey?

Sham-Wow: No one... it's no one.

Ron Popiel: I'm no one?! You sucked up fifty percent of my cola, wine and coffee stain on the first pass, and got the rest on the second. You even checked the bottom on my rug sample to see if it was DRY!

Sham-Wow: I will call you later. I promise.

Ron Popiel: Don't you hang up on-

Hangs up phone

Sham-Wow: So! Where were we?
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     Michael E. Phelps, Chief of the Division of Nuclear Medicines at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA pioneered a little medical miracle that you probably take for granted. That's right, Michael E. Phelps helped to develop "Positron emission tomography." "PET" is used to develop high resolution, three-dimensional models of organs, a "Super X-ray" if you will.
    Haven't we, as Americans, always desired to honor the real heroes in our world? While Michael Phelps is winning medals and breaking records, Michael E. Phelps is saving lives. It may not be as glamorous, being a scientist or doctor than a fortunately mal-formed swimmer, but someone has to recognize our unsung heroes!
    And that is why, even though Michael Phelps is number one in the Olympics, he will never be the number one Michael Phelps to me.

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