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The Weekly WYR

September 25th

by Jake Hurwitz September 25, 2008

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

Be married to a pig, or love a pig but not have it love you? back From Mike
Live your whole life needing to desperately pee and being unable to do so, or live your whole life peeing immediately wherever and whenever the urge comes? From James
Have hot cougar sex with Cindy McCain in the White House, or hook up with Sarah Palin on a regular basis at the Vice Presidential Mansion? From John
Be a global hero by saving earth from aliens but only receive a plaque from the President, or be an evil villain and take over all the world's riches? From Ryan
Watch Doug all day, or watch Rocko's Modern Life all day? From Joe
Find out Steve Jobs owns a Zune, or find out Bill Gates owns an iPod? From Joe
Make sweet, sweet love to a girl only to find out she was dead the whole ime, or take that same girl out to go see Mama Mia the musical? From ben
Constantly yell "I'm masturbating" while masturbating, or constantly yell "I'm not masturbating" when not masturbating? From Beta
Be the ultimate fighting champion, or not have a job that consists of getting punched in the face a lot? From Hunter

Finally, this week's winner of the I Miss You, Jason Michaels Award is Addison, who sent in this.

Have Jason Michaels as your best friend or have sex with Sarah Palin once? From Addison

The horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep. One. Last. Time.

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The Weekly WYR

September 18th

by Jake Hurwitz September 18, 2008

Would You Rather...

Have the ability to fly, but every time you flew you were naked, or have the ability to be invisible but anytime you went invisible people nearby would talk sh*t about you? From Siggy778
Only be able to watch That 80's Show when the TV is on, or only wear JNCO's for the rest of your life? From Nick
Live in constant fear of clouds, or have your car towed every time you parked? From Marc
Get to see boobs every day for the rest of your life and never touch them, or get to touch boobs everyday and never see them? From andrew
Be the first thing that pops up on Google when you search "Amazing", or the guy who plays PC in the MAC ads? From Ian
Never feel pain, or never be able to taste anything for the rest of your life? From Robert
Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? From Josh
Burn the roof of your mouth, or burn your tongue? From Gonzo
Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television? From Colin

Finally, this week's winner of the I Dunno If We're On The Same Page Award is Josh, who sent in this.

Make a lion submit to your will and let you bone it or not ever do the manliest thing ever? From Josh

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Date

by Jake Hurwitz September 11, 2008

Brain: Okay head, this girl is into us! Let's lean in for a kiss. Lips, pucker up. Tongue, get ready.

Tongue: Ready boss!

Weiner: Yeahhh!

Brain: Relax.

Brain: She's into it! Lips part, let tongue out. Tongue, do your thing.

Tongue: Woohoo!

Brain: Whoa wait, nothing crazy. Come on, go easy for once.

Weiner: F*ck yeah! You get her, boiii!

Brain: Shut up! Everyone calm down.

Weiner: I live for this! I LIVE FOR THIS!!!!

Brain: You need to control yourself!

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The Weekly WYR

September 10th

by Jake Hurwitz September 10, 2008

Would You Rather...

Be Michael Phelps and be super famous every 4 years, or be Ben Savage and be moderately famous forever? From Trevor
Eat and entire Boa Constrictor while it was alive and be a bad ass, or eat a dead Boa Constrictor and be a loser who couldn't eat it alive? From Todd
Never be able to wear shoes again, or have to carry two briefcases wherever you went? From Calvin
Have no one understand anything you said ever, or not be able to talk at all? From Wesley
Have the sickest apartment in Milkwaukee, or a sh*tty place in New York City? From Mitch
F*ck the hottest girl ever but all she does is lie there and say how tiny your dick is, or bang a mediocre girl who can't get enough of how much of a stallion you are? From Tanya
date a guy who looks like a hot girl, or a girl who looks like a hot guy? From Sam
have a slutty mom, or have a slutty daughter From matt

Finally, this week's winner of the That's Kind of an Easy WYR Award is Ryan, who sent in this.