CollegeHumor: Hunter College Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792949 Worst Facebook Flirter Ever Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792949 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> These creepy screencaps were sent to me by Leslie. Send in your own and we'll pay you $150 if we use it.  See the end of the article for details.  In the meantime, enjoy the world's worst Facebook flirter.

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Pat also, was ecstatic to see his wildest dreams come to life by Evan's hand.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-14 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 222 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919944 awesomeness test Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:45:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919944 awesomeness test nonadult comedy nick changed up S3 storage - testing uploads <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919944"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.1d6f824d5bbc85bb43105ac8198d8188.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330290">chris schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919944">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787951 Interns? Um, Yeah! Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:29:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787951 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776967 The BangBus and YOU Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:56:27 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776967 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I'm only going to say this once. This article is for real.

So. A few weeks ago I helped write and act in a Hardly Working called "BangBus." If you haven't seen it, it's not entirely important. What is important is that it somehow was seen by the guys who created BangBus- the BangBros. I'm guessing, since you're on our website, the chances are that you're a male between the ages of 18 and 34, and so are entirely familiar with the BangBros and all their enterprises. If you're not, it's porn.

What you may not know is that I have been an avid BangBros fan ever since I was old enough to realize how easy it was to steal my father's credit card number. Those of you who have watched the past CH All Nighters have witnessed my near encyclopedic knowledge about any and all things BangBros related. We can all name drop the Jayden James's and the Carmella Bings of the online porn world, but how many of you guys know Ellie Idol? I'm not proud, nor am I ashamed of my gift. I'm just saying, I know my sh*t. So when the BangBros guys emailed us saying they saw the video, I was happily surprised to say the very least. And being such a big fan of what they do, I wanted to give them something back.
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Principal Smith: Hello graduating class of 2009! I want to introduce to you our salutatorian AKA the smartest kid at school who still looks retarded compared to Wendell Blatt. Here she is, Mindy Kang.

Mindy: Hey everyone. I don't have much to say...

Stephanie McKinley's Mom: Boo! Bring out Wendell Blatt, he's so cool!

Randy: Yeah right, Wendell wears sweatpants all the time. Even in the Summer.

Stephanie McKinley's Mom: Wow, you're stupid and annoying. Sweats are comfy and practical. Plus I like seeing Wendell's huge bulge.

Mindy: I just want to say that even though my grades were better than Wendell's everyone knows he's the smartest kid at school. He just doesn't have to prove it by doing math.

Principal Smith: No sh*t.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-06 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 287 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909974 seattle Mon, 04 May 2009 00:23:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909974 seattle nonadult comedy Sera flipping in Volunteer Park, Seattle, WA <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909974"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/6/collegehumor.35dd6dcc942dfebf9b085c86066c1888.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330290">chris schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909974">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909391 asdf stuff and stuff Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:01:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909391 asdf stuff and stuff nonadult comedy this is stuff <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909391"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.05adb0ab485307c4137eaa88c40d9539.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330290">chris schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909391">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774488 Winner! Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:14:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774488 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Congratulations to Laurel from the University of Delaware. it's official. You are America's Hottest College Girl. Now, all you have to do is come over to my studio apartment to collect your prize! I have the best DVD collection, BTW, if you wanna watch one.
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So watch our show, Canadians! Catch up on all those inside jokes you missed. And to our American fans- watch out, Canada just got slightly cooler. We don't want them to keep this up.

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Teacher: So who can tell me when the war of 1812 ended?
Jake: Um, was it 1-
Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Jake: I was gonna say-
Teacher: Let Aragorn finish.
Jake: But he obviously doesn't know the answer...
Aragorn: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Teacher: Aragorn you get to be Valedictorian!

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Jake: Hey, Jessica... Um. Hi. I was wondering if. Do you wanna go to the prom with-
Aragorn: Lady Jessica. When we first met, I thought I had wandered into a dream.
Jessica: Oh... Aragorn.
Aragorn: Bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.  And let me escort you to the Junior Prom.
Jessica: I'm going to french you on the tongue.
Jake: What did he say about binding?
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Today we have for you a very special edition of What Will Kevin Do For Money. Not special because you can watch Kevin almost cry as he gets every hair on his chest waxed, or because you can watch the president and founder of CollegeHumor smash a pie in Kevin's face- but because we did this not just for you, but because of you.

That's right. You talked, and we listened. Everything Kevin does in this video is based off the comments CH users left suggesting what the next WWKDFM be about. So sure, this video is brought to you by Yes Man, but it's also brought to you by yourselves. Except for Trevor McCallister. You didn't comment on that article. Sorry, Trev.
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Are you a soon to be graduate who is worrying about the recession? Well have we got the solution for you! Sorry, did I say solution? I mean have we got an interesting survey that will show you just how f*cked you really are (for you!). Sorry about saying we had a solution, I'm on a computer with no delete button.

Anyway, take a look at our results from the questions we asked you guys about graduating during a recession. At the very least the jokes we make at your expense might distract you from the fact that you're about to move into the gym your parents converted your old bedroom into when you first went to college. I think your John Belushi poster is gonna look kick ass above the Stair Master. Straight up.

For your distraction: The Recession Graduation Survey
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Ok. Wow. I just realized what I said. That wasn't true. Eh. Straight up? I was honestly just saying anything to get you to click that link. I messed up. I messed up big right there. I'm sorry. The link is still pretty chill though- it's Streeter and Amir discussing the latest Prank War on Jimmy Kimmel. If you're a Prank War fan, you should for sure check it out.

And, man, I'm really sorry about the whole lying thing.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770092 The Ultimate Valentine's Present Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:29:56 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770092 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Let's create a hypothetical situation. Valentine's Day is coming up, and you've wasted what little money you had on take out food and subscriptions to amateur porn sites. In this strictly hypothetical situation, let's just say that your addiction to cheap Chinese food and Asian school girls is kind of making your girlfriend dislike you. So we can just assume that whatever you get her for Valentine's Day this year has to be really, really good. But, as I mentioned, your vices (Mr. Chin's Rice Pot and Insolent Japanese Teenage Students dot com) have rendered your pockets empty. Do not fear, I have the answer.

Before I divulge what I have discovered to be the perfect gift, you need to look in the mirror. Look deep into your eyes, into your own heart. Ask yourself: Are you in this relationship for the long haul? Because friend, after this Valentine's Day gift, you are. So if you don't think this girl could really be the one- No, if you don't KNOW you could spend the rest of your life with her (provided she gets a little more understanding about the Asian school girl thing.) then you can just stop reading now. Otherwise, Romeo, I present you with the best, and cheapest, gift to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day- without spending a dime.

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Check out the live feed here.

FYI, I just heard Kev mutter under his breath, "Ughh this sucks." Things are getting good!
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Yes, for some reason Poison Ivy decided to advertise with us by putting an insanely hot girl in our office and having her work in front of a live webcam for the day. In a bikini. None of us are doing any work, so now you don't have to either. Here's where she is, and where you should be all day: http://www.collegehumor.com/poison-ivy/. Nothing else is happening today right?

Oh, and if you're in the mood for more sexy ladies, check out the new Poison Ivy DVD.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769294 The Weekly WYR: January 15th Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769294 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's my favorite time of the week (for the last time), it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, save it in your head for the rest of your life because this is the WYR's final edition.

Would You Rather...

  • Have wild sexual dreams everytime you sleep, or have one of those dreams happen to you once in real life? From stew
  • Be Tom Cruise in Topgun, or be Charlie Sheen in Hotshots? From Tyson
  • Be a ghost, transcending space and time to visit and haunt whoever, wherever and whenever you please, or be a Ghostbuster? From Guy
  • Be able to bang Scarlett Johanson once a month for a year, or everyday for one month out of the year? From Peter
  • Work at CollegeHumor, or Work at NASA? From Ryan
  • Drive 2 hours with the windshield wipers on when it's not raining, and have to listen to that awful noise, or drive 2 hours with your girlfriend on the phone with her mom, and have to listen to that awful noise? From Chris
  • Have your non dominant hand, or a magic food dispenser where your hand once was? From Kevin
  • Watch Twilight with your girlfriend in silence and maybe get a beej afterwards, or point out every single flaw in it, including the fact that Edward Cullen is a vegatarian vampire, WHAT A P*SS! VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BADASS NOT OVERRATED JAMES DEAN LOOK-A-LIKES! From Chris
  • Bowl a perfect game every time you bowl, or throw one perfect game in the MLB? From Steve

Finally, this week's winner of the This Column is Over! Award is Streeter, who sent in this.

  • Keep writing a mildly amusing but somewhat repetitive WYR column or do something else for 30 minutes every Thursday? From Streeter

Thanks everyone, it's been a good run. We had fun didn't we? Didn't we? You're not even gonna say anything? OKay, okay. So that's how you're gonna play it. Fine. I... I'll always love you.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-15 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 119 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />