Nothing to do in Iowa but drink Beer

There we were bored and Iowa imagine what we decided to do. WE Did what we do best DRINK. After the drinking games we decided a beer pyrimid. There wasn't enough room for a one row beerimid and made it 3D

My Taco Bell has their own monkey guard.

"This is inexcusable! I ordered a pizza with two pepperonis, a slice of ham and TWO Mushrooms!"

Effiency at its best

Walk into to the bathroom one day and my roommate yells, "Yo Zack, you wont believe how much work I'm gettin done in here!" Little did he know..

I caught my napping friend dreaming of Jenna Jameson

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happyness....It can be found in GTA IV

It always stings the first time

huge sand penis

so, we were at the beach one day and we decided to make a massive penis. i'm 5'8".. the dick was almost as big as me.

Gross man

Lego Goatse

Christmas is the best time of year for passive aggressiveness.

The things they sell online...

I searched for mono on webmd and this was the first result.

The most controversial magazine ever

Eddie Haskell

We were at a towny bar, and some old guy said my friend looked just like Eddie Haskell (played by Ken Osmond) from "Leave it to Beaver." We played along until I got home and googled it, and the resemblance is uncanny.

Rather ironic email I got from work

They accidentally ran an installer for something that required a reboot during the day. It's a "data loss prevention" software package and people's computers were restarting randomly causing them to lose data...

Sponsered by CBS and the National Society for Seniors with Gloucoma

Story? Dunno. Hot girl like pot. And non-violence.

Classic

Physics Vibrator

Our physics department likes to run their vibrators at 60 hertz, I wonder if thats what everyone else runs theirs at too...

Chitty Garbage

Ahhhhhh! It Hurts So Good!!!

Our good friend and resident red neck as tanked one night at our house and decided that to attach at pair of jumper cables to his truck, turn it on, and attach them promptly to his nipples. This image is the result of that great decision.rnrnAlso, I think you should start a Stupid Red Neck photo contest. Just a thought.