One more thing - whatever you do do NOT wash the shirt. It could end this world as we know it.

The Freshman Negative 100: 330 to 230

I don't know man, I just lost a shit load of weight. It doesn't make much sense because I drink way more beer now than I did then.

Doggie Bagger

That Bum

7 Am, bum cruising the streets of Springfield, IL

Me as That Guy

We were out partying and I found later to be making a crazy face ruining someone's picture

My Roommate as That Guy

Fun With Wood

This is what an all day drinking at Illinois State Spring Fest does to you...you volunteer for graceful rock bottoms and choke slams...nobody was injured surprisingly

waiting for a train

Halloween as Lee Hotti Douches

For Halloween, my friend and I were Lee Hotti douchebags. Self tanner, greasy hair, really gay clothing, and really bad pick up lines all night.

Horrifying/Hilarious Sheep

That'll hurt their business

'That girl' in Korea

At Kko Kko Jones, a chicken and beer place in South Korea, I got to be a pretty good "that girl". I am trying to get the perfect one...

There's a party on my face and you're invited.

Valentine's Day Massacre

Brother getting hit with street sign

Action shot of guy in my house getting hit with a street sign and it bending from the pressure

The Lurch as "That Guy"

BAT IN THE CAVE

No story needed....

The true fusion between the past and the future

What could these possibly sound like? Fergie singing war hymns or the drum corps doing "soldier boy"

Just a lime and that guy.

Dude, I swear lime is better with a Stone than a Corona.

That Guy

New Year's That guy