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FLOSSY FLOSSY?

       So today I was in my car listening to the radio. The song"Glamorous" By Fergie came on. FIRSTLY who is this song for? The first line of the song is " If you aint got no money take your broke ass home!" Doesn't...

The Honest Version of That Annoying Facebook Picture

Coming Soon From the Guys Who Brought You The Haunting in Connecticut...

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From the Guys Who Brought You The Haunting in Connecticut...

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Finals Week (for those still in college....)

Here I sit,Broken hearted,Tried to shit,But only farted.These are indeed strong, powerful words, words that one would find in the second floor lavatory stall that they try to hit up before their next two hour final.  This week, for many of us...

7 Most Shocking Steps to Improve Your College Humor Article with Wikipedia

Ever thought about writing a college humor article? Had notions of publishing a little ditty to impress your friends and hound you years from now when potential employers discover your riveting piece on the difficulty of reconciling your love of...

Somethin' for 105%

Necessity is the mother of Invention. She's also a MILF.

Tips for the Unconfident Guy

  ¢-          Stop writing letters. You end up ripping them to pieces before you send them to her anyways. Besides, only creepy stalker types write letters. Even though you are one, she...

Tips on Getting Girls for the Unconfident

¢-          Stop writing letters. You end up ripping them to pieces before you send them to her anyways. Besides, only creepy stalker types write letters. Even though you are one, she doesn't need...

Luigi Goes to Therapy

Luigi lays on a leatherbacked chair in his therapist's office.Therapist: -sigh- So, Luigi, what is it today?Luigi: It's the dreams again.Therapist: Did you make it over the wall this time?Luigi:No... I fell short again.Therapist: I think these...

The Guide to Meeting Celebrities (Part 1)

  It's seemingly inevitable, at some point in your life you will probably meet a celebrity, and you're going to want to be prepared.  You don't want to go up to them and say, "oh man you rock" or "oh man, you're hilarious" because you'll...

Thought Process of a Typical CollegeHumor Commenter

Okay...that video was kind of funny. I liked the part with the nachos.I hate my life.

3 ninjas

Yesterday afternoon I had to oppurtunity to view a classic film from my childhood, an action/comedy masterpiece entitled 3 Ninjas. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, as I have during the previous 53 viewings, but was quite enraged by one scene in...

Bad Video Games That I'd Still Rent

Fan Mail

Dear Mr. Carlos Mencia,You are Mexican.I get it.Enough.With Love,Jonathan Streetman

Rules For Men

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at rugby, and your pie is getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible.2 . It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic...

Ten Things I have Learned From Nursery Rhymes

1. Dishes are cuckolds, and are not to be trusted.2. Posie and ashes make people dizzy.3. Weasels are the only living balloon animals.4. Fat people are perverts and cowards, who bring tears to the eyes of women.5. Egg-people should stay away from...

If Robert Frost Had Been A Pimp Instead

The Hoes I Break In Two roads diverged in the ghetto ˜hood, And sorry I could not ride down both And be one hustla, long I stood And checked the dough flowin' in like it should To where it is stashed in my fur coat. ¼O:P> Then put...