CollegeHumor: Iona Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918369 See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:25:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918369 See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. nonadult comedy See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. cake, penis, fellatio, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918369"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/8/collegehumor.92cd40c68e78493c114882a8ad6e709c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1438817">Techno Viking</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894776 Apparently internet commenters hijacked the CNN teleprompter. Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:05:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894776 Apparently internet commenters hijacked the CNN teleprompter. nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894776"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/3/collegehumor.e29823a39067cfeebcea30834fac0634.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890862 He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour. Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:55:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890862 He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour. nonadult comedy He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour. eharmony, dating, website, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890862"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.151dac16e647cce8f511eba2c32050c8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 473 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832326 And they said segregation disappeared in the 1960's... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:30:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832326 And they said segregation disappeared in the 1960's... nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.c0150968df45d62d9a45416ec78f4842.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831974 A mere coincidence or the work of a disgruntled Wall Street exec? Only time will tell. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831974 A mere coincidence or the work of a disgruntled Wall Street exec? Only time will tell. nonadult comedy A mere coincidence or the work of a disgruntled Wall Street exec? Only time will tell. washington mutual, sign, ironic, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831974"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.26e589f8db50e781f648eb8e5480686f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 65 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827476 Because two stormtroopers in a pizzeria is completely normal Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:27:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827476 Because two stormtroopers in a pizzeria is completely normal nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827476"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.9d95d246a2411a10afe38724e32ce50c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827476">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827475 Fried chicken at the last supper? Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:20:50 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827475 Fried chicken at the last supper? nonadult comedy Channel surfing leads to interesting things. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827475"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/9/collegehumor.2e3e3b38622a92469244f6f94bf45e50.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827475">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827473 I think Monster Garage just might have gone a little too far this time. Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:18:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827473 I think Monster Garage just might have gone a little too far this time. nonadult comedy More useless than a Japanese invention <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827473"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/7/collegehumor.c2ca5a33ae1f79425a96c8e7152709d3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1827473">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825903 Kim Kardashian Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:59:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825903 Kim Kardashian nonadult comedy Check out that camel toe <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825903"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.0cea84e782ce4096677f4d19cd456d6c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1438817">Techno Viking</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825903">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818423 From the makers of Kid Spit. Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818423 From the makers of Kid Spit. nonadult comedy From the makers of Kid Spit. asian stuff, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818423"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.9eb3b5b66b51f7b9722ad822551640eb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1438817">Techno Viking</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818421 Oompa Loompas at the prom. Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818421 Oompa Loompas at the prom. nonadult comedy Oompa Loompas at the prom. tanning, prom, oompa loompa, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1818421"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/a/collegehumor.7a133b3279cd9591a800c0fafb9d7eb4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1438817">Techno Viking</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 47 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754940 One Crazy Year Sat, 10 May 2008 02:15:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754940 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

One Crazy Year by Stephen Flynn


So, it's May 10 and I can see the end of the school year in sight. It's been one crazy school year:


My dog Sparky contracted an animal form of SARS.

My dog Sparky died.

My train broke down for 5 hours.

My grandparents died.

My friend's grandparents died.

I had to bail my older brother out for streaking at a Mets game.

I had to pick up my younger brother for streaking in the school yard.

I got on the wrong flight back from spring break in Mexico ¡nd winded up in Alaska.

In Alaska, I lost my green card so I got deported back to Mexico even though I was born in England.

My girlfriend and I had our first child named Stephen I last week.


But probably best of all, my teachers believed every word of it.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/a/collegehumor.7492fb21b002feec585aeddad8d81209.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754940">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754938 This summer... Sat, 10 May 2008 02:10:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754938 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

This Summer by Stephen Flynn


This summer I want to...

Hook up with a Playboy Playmate

Go on tour around the country with my band, can you say groupies?

Visit Australia, who wouldn't like to make a trip down under?

Work at Collegehumor(ehm, ehm)

Buy a Toyota FJ Cruiser.Road trip baby!

Get a ridiculously awesome tan

Beat Grand Theft Auto IV

Audition for the new season of American Gladiators


This past summer I...


Hooked up with an OK looking slut at my best bud's party

Did a gig at some run down wannabe artsy coffee shop that anyone can play at

Went to New Jersey

Worked at a fast food restaurant

Bought a Schwinn Frontier, bikes are so much cooleranyway, I hope.

Got a ridiculously insane tomato sunburn

Never stopped playing Grand Theft Auto IV

Got my ass kicked at the audition for the new season of American Gladiators

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/a/collegehumor.7492fb21b002feec585aeddad8d81209.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754938">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752915 5 Skills One Must Learn to Survive in College Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:09:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752915 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> So it's that time again. High school seniors from around the country are receiving acceptance letters from their colleges and are already doing things that college students "do". They're joining facebook. They're sporting hoodies from the college they got into just to rub it to their friends' faces. What they're really losing sight of is that fact that college is a food chain.
Much like the food chain at the aquarium: Shark, Big Fish, Small Fish
The college food chain consists of: Upperclassman, Ramen Noodles, Freshman
To really survive in such an environment, you don't need one of those overpriced hoodies but rather, read this.

Drinking:

Sure, you might have been Mr. Smooth in high school hanging out with your friends in your grandpa's basement playing ping pong while also oh-so-slyly stealing some scotch from your Grandpa's liquor cabinet. Don't take too much credit though. Your grandpa was deaf AND blind for Christ's sakes. No pat on the back, buddy.
Once you get past your pride of your Friday night sausage parties, you'll realize that college is much different.
In college, if you drink too little, you're too boring and sober. If you drink too much, you get the infamous markered penis-on-the face. No sir, the only ping pong tables here involve beer and titty flashing distractions. Oh yes, I'm getting to it.

Beer Pong:

Forget basketball and football! College sports? The only true college sport is beer pong! It takes a sharp soul to land that ball in the cup perfectly. it takes a beer pong master. You sir, are not a beer pong master. You are a mere novice. Don't let this happen:

Upperclassman: Hey, I remember you. You were on the football team at Springmont High.
You: Umm, yea.
Upperclassman: Hey buddy, heh, you wanna play some beer pong?
You: OK, sounds like fun.
<30 minutes pass by>
You have a penis markered on your face.

Good job. Yea, you suck.

Hackysack:

Hackysack is one of those games that you might have played before, will play in college, and will never play again for the rest of your life, unless you're one of those guys. It involves a $4 cloth piece of shit, 5 people bored out of their minds, and that stuff from the Jamaican dude down the hall. No, i don't think we're talking about beef pattys folks.¼/div>
WARNING: Do not get intimidated by your lack of skill.
OK, it might seem like a no-brainer but some people do take it seriously. They start training harder, playing faster, start intimidated people who aren't as fast and soon become one of those guys, the 38 year old guys who hang about campuses because they're good at nothing else in life. OK, yeah you might know how to do a Rippin' Run but you still live with your mom and I don't think anyone really invented the NHSL( National Hackysack League) yet. Hackysack, a sport or game? I dunno but by looking at the blood, sweat, and tears from those guys, it's definitely debatable.¼/div>

Picking Up Girls
So, you just dumped your high school girlfriend after you saw the video your buddy sent you with the college girls.
¡ood Move? Agreed.
So, after hearing that college girls were super easy you go up to Ashley at the party last weekend and asked her "Do you know where I can hide my dick?"¼/div>
Good move? Not so much.
You remember how your high school girlfriend was. They like that girly stuff.
I mean starting off you can try out, "I wanna thrust my love into your heart," but then again she might always take it the wrong way and get all emotional and stuff, no bueno.¼/div>
So, you're looking for girly stuff but with the objective in mind.
Why not just try " Hey, I've been staring at you all night. Not that I'm weird or anything it's just that...you're beautiful......wanna fuck?"

Schoolwork:
And last but not least, studying. Oh hey, wait, nevermind.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/a/collegehumor.7492fb21b002feec585aeddad8d81209.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752915">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764868 Goddamn it, I asked him for a DRUNK pickle! This looks ridiculous! Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764868 Goddamn it, I asked him for a DRUNK pickle! This looks ridiculous! nonadult comedy Goddamn it, I asked him for a DRUNK pickle! This looks ridiculous! butt tattoo, pickle, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764868"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/0/collegehumor.a3396a827dcfa7d762c8ebd0018bd39c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1025372">shannon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1712311 I'm A Justin Timberlake Fan? Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:42:18 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1712311 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While smoking a joint in her car, my best friend Halley, introduced me to Justin Timberlake’s new album, intriguingly titled “FutureSex/LoveSounds”. The synthesizing beats create a surround sound of amazing notes and lyrics, which compliment one’s high nicely.

I'm not usually one for this style/genre of music, which made me even more interested in the fact that I was sincerely enjoying myself. It also made me wonder, just how high was I? And since when was I a Justin Timberlake Fan? All worth while questions while high I suppose. But never the less I was high and listening to Justin Timberlake, while smoking with my best friend, and I wouldnt have traded my place for anything in the world.

Tracks worth downloading (even though I think that’s a ludicrous idea because you should buy the album in it’s entirety to financially support JT in his mission to giving us a soundtrack for sex.) include:

Track 5: Love Stoned (not only is the title hot, it’s got sick beat boxing in it.)
Track 7: Chop Me Up (it’s with 3 six mafia, and has the best rap by Timbaland ever, which means it’s an amazing song)
Track 9: Summer Love (all i have to say is: “how’d they get that pretty little face on that pretty little frame?”)
Track 11: Losing My Way (if you listen closely to the lyrics, it's about crack, so there's that. oh, and, it’s undisclosed whether or not it’s featuring the Harlem Boys Choir, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s their finest work.)

 

Dream/Goal for The Year 2007: To have sex, while stoned, while listening to Justin Timerlake's Album “FutureSex/LoveSounds”.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:125006"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.c38cd3e5fe2b45238fefb2ab5aef0e91.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:125006">Lauren</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1712311">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729567 Iona Sumo Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:49:56 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729567 Iona Sumo nonadult comedy Well one day my roomie was challenged by one of our floormates to a little battle of strength, well get got pads for our rugby team and it began. This video is the second time we have done this becuase it was such a success. Enjoy! <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729567"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/c/collegehumor.cebd8dc8eef5a7ef28d2053cc172fd0e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:97568">Rich</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729567">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728330 Snap Crackle Tuesdays Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:17:09 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728330 Snap Crackle Tuesdays nonadult comedy Me and some friends from school made a show about a fake Bill Cosby, an emo kid and others living in a house together, getting crunked and hitting on chicks. My friend Bobby does some insane impersonations........ here's what happened... <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728330"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:98225">MattyG</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728330">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728326 agent smith Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:53:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728326 agent smith nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728326"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/1/collegehumor.19685c677e7f384676fe14b1e3823e98.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:98225">MattyG</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728326">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728187 Iona Sumo 2 Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:41:14 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728187 Iona Sumo 2 nonadult comedy Well one day my roomie was challenged by one of our floormates to a little battle of strenght, well get got pads for our rugby team and it began. This video is the second time we have done this becuase it was such a success. Enjoy! <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728187"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:97568">Rich</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728187">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />