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I've edited the video to portray why we're really seeing Transformers 2
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Oh what a joyous occasion. I can't wait. I made popcorn (red and green colored, because that's what makes me buy popcorn ASSHOLES), sat down, and watched a marathon of movies and T.V shows. Yay me.Home Alone: The family...
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You don't know why the pizza delivery guy brings you a pizza every night. You didn't call. So what if it just happens to be your favorite toppings from your favorite restaurant? You only pay the delivery boy because you feel sorry he got the wrong...
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(-) Don't introduce her to your parents for dinner at their house. + Do introduce her to your Chuck Norris roundhouse kick for laughs at her face. (-) Don't leave comments on her Facebook wall reminding her how much fun you had on the last...
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This spring, shirts with the back cut out to reveal back dimples are going to be huge. You heard it here first.
June 24, 2008 |
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This picture gets less cute when you know they just came from Taco Bell.
March 16, 2008 |
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"Cellphone pic from trig class. Has no idea we lust after her all class."
November 04, 2007 |
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Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.
October 20, 2007 |
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You said it, girl's underwear.
October 17, 2007 |
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As that giant red arrow helpfully illustrates, someone out there needs to submit a better picture.
October 01, 2007 |
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Enormous beers, enormous boobies, poor lighting - all the ingredients for a great night.
August 15, 2007 |
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He's overcompensating for the fact he has no balls.
August 06, 2007 |
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Is it me, or does this look like Pamela Anderson and Lindsay Lohan about to kiss? It's certainly close enough.
July 15, 2007 |
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Photographic proof of the existance of heaven.
June 18, 2007 |
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