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"BILLY, you spent all the money on beer? That was my Jeopardy fund."
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My friend and I wanted to do something original, and it was my idea to be Zach Morris and AC Slater. We found the shirts online and took it from there.
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CIA, Headquarters, Langley Virginia. March, 2004.CIA Director George Tenet: Conventional military strategies will not win this war, gentlemen. We have to strike covertly and without mercy.Agent Prescott: Are you talking CIA assassinations?...
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Eyes: Approaching from across bar - Brunette, 5'5'', athletic build...Brain: Identifying Amanda Harvey, graduated Central with us in '05. Alright, Mouth, ready for some info?Mouth: Lay it on me. Promise not to screw up this time. Brain:...
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This is the survey that teaches all your closest friends the most important facts about you that they never knew for some reason. You have to fill it out with your own answers within one hour of reading it, or else the person who tagged you will...
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Fisher-Price Office East Aurora, NY 1954Mr. Dillon: All right, people. We need ideas pronto. Johnson: Sir, I have an idea that will change this company.Mr. Dillon: I'm listening.Johnson: It came to me in a dream...
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My roommate sent this e-mail to Matt Stone's lawyer following last week's South Park in which Cartman did a Dark Knight parody as "The Coon." "his is all true and real. If you haven't seen the episode this might not make sense but he explains...
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It's disgusting outside. It's the beginning of Spring, and not only is it dark and raining, but there's mud. You can't escape the mud because it's everywhere. On your Lugs or Tims and on the tattered bottoms of your jeans and right outside...
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No story... smoking hookah in our dorm, made some bubbles, sweet shit.
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Day 1: February 20, 1848 I, Jeremiah Thompson, set forth today on a perilous quest across America to Willamette, Valley, Oregon. I hail from the county of Random Eastern State and nobody informed me of why I'm leaving in the first place.I bring...
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This was on an airplane safety pamphlet in the back of the seats.
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The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.
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Jason Sudeikis fans consider this the definitive version of The Rainbow Connection. Kermit the Frog fans politely disagree.
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Bryan Andrews
I said boob boob boob, let me hear you say way-o... WAY-O!
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