Ah, September, it comes swiftly and kicks you in the ass. School is starting yet here you are, still in summer mode. Suck it up you pussy! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia starts this month. And here is a drinking game to cushion the blow.Don't...
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This is the sort of thing I have to park next to while getting drug tested for a new job.
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Isaac – “Chastity hmm, that’s a beautiful name.”Chastity – “Yeah, I was named after—”Isaac – “A bit ironic though isn’t it.” [orders another scotch
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Stacey – “So I’m a masseuse. [sips Miller Lt.] Yeah, it’s totally rad.”Isaac – “Oh, so you’re a prostitute?”Stacey – “WHAT?!”Isaac – “A prostitute, one who...
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Heidi [massaging Isaac’s earlobe] – “Wow, do you workout?” Isaac – “Well, sometimes I like to get drunk and masturbate - it’s a race to see whether or not I can get off before passing out.” Heidi &...
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And now, for another exciting episode of, “Huck: the man who talks at grossly inappropriate times!” Reverend – “I now pronounce you man and man.” Huck – “Ewwwwww.” Guy in lifeboat – &...
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I was watching as porno earlier and a girl getting it up the ass screamed, “AHHHH, I’m coming all over your dick!” Yeah. Uh. [kicks toes through dirt] [furrows brow] I thought I had a pretty good handle on what was...
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Cop – “Have you had anything to drink this evening sir?” Isaac – “Just a nip, but I had a little something to eat… if you know what I’m saying.” Cop – [looks up from notebook bewildered]...
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I was going back to my office at work the other day when an Asian lady stopped me in the hall to talk. She's cute and flirty but like most Asians in the department, has a hard time with English. She always compliments me and the other day she...
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Annabelle – "Kissing!"Isaac – [swilling vodka silently]Annabelle – "I'm like totally a great kisser."Isaac - …Annabelle – "I also give great back rubs." [starts rubbing...
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Now, let's delve deep into the psyche of Isaac Arthur as he ventures out to his first cocktail party of the new school year by listening to his inner and spoken monologue: [walks in gallery]Okay, nice...
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I hate when cops pull you over just to flex their flaccid cop muscles.Like the other night, I'm riding my motorcycle minding my own business when I get stopped by Five-O. The cop steps out of his...
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