Dude, who doesn't finish on their salad?

A Very Personal Coffee Shop

I asked for a Mocha with a shot of "organic protein."

Trash Can Car

Got a garbage can to clean our house, and our friend left us his keys. Decided to drive it into the trash can as a prank. Our friend told us he would get us back bad because, "my bank account is huge".

Hopefully everyone will behave at night.

JabbaWockeeZ Soulja Girl

superman is pissed!

John tried to give Superman Kryptonite. Superman wasn't having it.

how did that guy get here?

we left our friend's party and noticed a random homeless drunk guy passed out on the lawn.

Burger King's commercials are getting increasingly abstract.

That Pumpkin?

Some Frenzied Father

Nothing like life on Nutty Brown Rd., baby!

Driving around and this showed up.

"Daaaad everyone's staring."
"That's because you're fat, dear."

I'll be damned if this sentiment doesnt apply to all facets of college life.

Good thing she didnt see me take the picture, she would have eaten me

I was as this party where for some reason, the average weight was 300lbs. I was there for approx. 7 minutes, most of which was spent taking this picture.

Come on, when is it NOT safe?

self-explanitory

grad party turned awesome

too much bagged wine

grad party turned awesome

someone had a little too much bagged wine

Red Bull in a Condom

We were bored and decided to put a leaking can of Red Bull inside a condom and see what the result would be. 'twas fun. THIS is what we use condoms for at Johns Hopkins! :)

You're a failure at life.

Try opening your eyes next time

Milk was a Bad Choice

March 10th is Milk Drinking Contest Day apparently