FORTUNE COOKIES: Wwwhhhhahtt?

You're a failure at life.

Try opening your eyes next time

Red Bull in a Condom

We were bored and decided to put a leaking can of Red Bull inside a condom and see what the result would be. 'twas fun. THIS is what we use condoms for at Johns Hopkins! :)

grad party turned awesome

someone had a little too much bagged wine

grad party turned awesome

too much bagged wine

Come on, when is it NOT safe?

self-explanitory

Good thing she didnt see me take the picture, she would have eaten me

I was as this party where for some reason, the average weight was 300lbs. I was there for approx. 7 minutes, most of which was spent taking this picture.

Burger King's commercials are getting increasingly abstract.

"Daaaad everyone's staring."
"That's because you're fat, dear."

Hopefully everyone will behave at night.

Nothing like life on Nutty Brown Rd., baby!

Driving around and this showed up.

Some Frenzied Father

That Pumpkin?

JabbaWockeeZ Soulja Girl

how did that guy get here?

we left our friend's party and noticed a random homeless drunk guy passed out on the lawn.

superman is pissed!

John tried to give Superman Kryptonite. Superman wasn't having it.

Who doesn't enjoy a good fencing bout in the library?

Surprisingly enough, the guy with the sling won.

I'll be damned if this sentiment doesnt apply to all facets of college life.

Chillaxin' by the pool.

Halloween 2004 @ Hopkins (and I'm Lil' Wayne, get it right!)