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CollegeHumor: Johns Hopkins Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923459 Lego Pirate Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:21:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923459 Lego Pirate nonadult comedy "Everything's made by hand. It's the most thinking I've done in a year." lego, halloween 2009, pirate, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923459"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.b4301b6cb4c32903de11d0347a388593.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:198164">Dave</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922393 Just a few kegs... Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:29:39 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922393 Just a few kegs... nonadult comedy These are just our empties (65 to be exact). We still have about 20 left in storage. Beat that. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922393"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.7cd827e8d85d724a3997842553244359.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61786">Spreen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922393">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922222 Fucked Some Bitches Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:35:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922222 Fucked Some Bitches nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922222"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.e2bb4092545b676441a092b21dc07363.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1713157">Random846</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919472 That Nipple Ring Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:53:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919472 That Nipple Ring nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919472"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/5/collegehumor.6e587f5fa36e26e050c2caf5dccce96f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:61786">Spreen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919472">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905149 Box Castle Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:35:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905149 Box Castle nonadult comedy 500 free boxes from usps = 12 foot tall tower. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905149"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/0/collegehumor.89c958c203348f0a572d7b0087468445.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1713157">Random846</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1893374 ANGRY THAT GUY Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:30:57 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1893374 ANGRY THAT GUY nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1893374"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/a/collegehumor.13f202059f9cca27cb4d34ca652a3568.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:332607">Matt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:4"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764683 The Supreme Weed Names Archive Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764683 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Reply if you think of any - if they're good they'll be added to the list.

History/Politics:
Tocahontas, Henry Wadsworth Lungfiller, Hit-ler, Mao Zebong, Chronica Lewinsky, Budyard Piffling, Rosa Sparks, Dankston Hughes, Ban Kief-Moon, Res-hitdent Abraham Stinkin (inspired many with his Headysburg Address), George W. Kush (attacked Saddank instead of Al-Highda), Karl Drove, Kief Bowlbermann, Neil Armsbong, Buzzkill Aldrin, Alexander GramBag, Jack the Ripper, Barack Drobama/Obonga, Joe Highden, James K. Toke, Buddha Maccabee, Arispotle, Socratrees, Pyschwagoras, Burnoulli, Archiweedes, Coburnicus, Bongfucius, Ripper Gore, Kim Bong Il, Rutherford B. Haze, Kief Ericson, Eliot Splifftzer, Al Sparkton, Pol Pot, Skunkle Tom's Cabin, William Bakespeare, Thomas Headison, Queen Elizapiff, Gov. George Patoki, J.R.R. Tokien, Hemperor Highrohito, Arianna Puffington, Benjamin Danklin, Burnest Hempingway, Albert Highnstein, Headie Roosevelt, Warren Puffitt, Condotreezza/Chrondaleezza Rice, Genghis Chron, Pope Burnadict XVI, Mapotma Ganjdhi, Blaze Pascal, Droseph Stalin, Julius Treesar, Chief Hitting Bowl, Tom Tokaw, Ben Burndanke, Dr. Kieforkian, Henry Hittinger, Janet Treeno, Bowlin Powell (Chairman of Joint Kiefs of Staff), Ted Treevens, Mahmoud Ahmaweedijad, Kiefi Annan, Trent Pott, Dr. Kieforkian, Mikhail Roorbachev, Treesus Christ, Sacagaweeda, Ho Kief Minh, Winstoned Churchill, Chron Paul, Princess Highana, Georgia O'Kief, Soburner Truth, Harriet Dubman, Fidel Casdro, Highnnibal Barca, Cleopotra, Yasser Arafatty, Ayatollah Dromeini, Elie Weedsel, John D. Roorkefeller, G. Gordon Middie

TV/Movie Celebrities:
Reefer Sutherland, Stephen Bowlbert, Spliffany Amber Thiessen, Helen Blunt, Headie Lamarr, Chronic the Hedgehog, Roach Carter, Tom Danks, Schwaggy and Doobie Doo, James Ganbowlfini, Higha LeBeouf, Nabowleon Highnamite, Bilbowl Schwaggins, Hashton Kusher, Starsky and Dutch, Cherry Seinfeld, J.K. Bowling, Luke Highwalker, Darth Vaper, Han Bowlo, Bud Apatow, Bongfellow Weeds, Nug Funnie, Sharon Stoned, Bubbler Fett, Tina Burner, Russell Drowe, Kiefachu, Hitmonlee, Bowlbasaur, Jigglypuff, Patrick Hempsey, Puffy the Vampire Slayer, Joe Seshi, Middy Driver, Bluntston Checks In, Blazing Arizona, Splifford the Big Red Bong, Angelina Bowlie, Brad Hitt, Aunt Jehighma, Queen Lakiefah, Burnie Mac, Anne Hashaway, Ron Burngundy the Danchorman, Dennis Quaidlude, Hashley Bowlson, Conan O'Highen, Halle Cherry, Richard Highfuss, Michael Nuglas, Bolonel Sanders, Morgan Treeman, David Grasselhoff, Treeyoncé Bowles, Tyra Danks, Doprah Winfrey, Schwagger Vance, Donkey Bong, Bowl Yeller, Nugs Bunny, Elmer Budd, Yohittime Sam, Highly Coyote, Patrick Blayze, Don Highmus, Hilary Puff, Highderman, Groucho Sparx, Schwaggie Gyllenhall, Hookah Brasi, Herbal Kint, Anheuser Kush, Thomas the DankEngine, Adrien Drody, Kief Ledger, Roman Bowlanski, Dankenstein, Trey Sparker & Matt Stoned, Dustin Huffman, Albus Dumbleroor, Prof. Severus Vape, Prof. Minerva McGanjagall, Harry Potter of Piffendor House, Stony the Tiger, Alec Bowldwin, Phillip Seymour Puffman, John Bonglushi, Hugh Huffner, Rob Highner, Kirsten Blunts, Eliza Kushku, Paul Budd, Droby McFire, Angeweeda Drolie, Mark Wahlburn, Jeremy Piffen, Clint Eastweed, Kate Beckinscale, Weedy Allen, Rush Limbong, Willy Bongka, Ganjay Gupta, Sam Waterstoned

Music:
Dank Sinatra, Miley Highrus, Jon Bong Jovi, Toko Ono, Justin Timberbaked, Kim Kardhashian, Buddy Holly, Philly Joel, Jimmy Huffett, Headie Mercury, Bubba Sparks, Ben Bowlds Five, Bowl Nugs n' Harmony, Immortal Tokenique, Herbie Hancock, Tom Headie, The Beaster Boys, Paul Highmon, Clay Baken, Ruben Buddard, Nat King Bowl, Van Inhalen, Weedzer, Green Day, Headie Vedder, AC/TreeC, Phil Sesh and Friends, Treezy E, Pearl Gram, Jerry Cigarcia, Buddhacris, Harry Chronic Jr., Higher Straits, Bowlja Boy

Sports:
Michael Roordon, Andre Schwagassi, Bud Selig, Scottie Rippin, Highger Woods, Ken Spliffey Jr, Herby Puckett, Willie Haze, Droberto Clemente, Ernie L's, Dank Aaron, Charles Sparkley, Evander Bowlyfield, Mike Highson, Al Lighter, Nuggsy Bogues, Hakeem Olajubong, Dikembe Mutombowl, Allen Highverson, Hobie Bryant, Lebong James, Sticky Williams (Highsman Trophy winner), Wade Bonggs, Thai-stick Cobb, CCC Sabaggia, Dro Torre, Pound Gasol, AJ Burnett, Sparky Lyle, Chien Ming Bong, Joba Triple-Chamberlain, Hank Game-Greenberg, Marijuano Rivera, Jorge Drosada, Arthur Hashe, Kobe Highant, Muhighmmad Ali, Kareem Abdul-Jabong, Tony Dromo

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Contributors: Eric Feinberg (JHU), Andrew Pugliese (SCSU), Tyler Pepe (Bryant), Zach Wright (RPI), Steve Schwartz (Lehigh), Max Roberts (Colgate), Dan Pinkert (Wisconsin), Cody Ballou (Pace), Kevin Adamovich (Iona). THIS IS A GLOBAL PROJECT.

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