Sitcoms have been around since the dawn of television to put unsuspecting oddballs into hilarious situations that help them learn valuable life lessons. In real life, if you forgot your wife's birthday, the only thing you'd learn at the end of the...
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Websites are great. There's no arguing that. Hard to complain about them. Or is it? It seems that any website that lets you make comments means people will comment about the website they are frequenting. Let's look at some examples, and also...
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Pg.3Your girlfriend, wearing your school's logo on a small white tanktop and a pair of tiny little blue booty shorts, walks up to you with an agitated look on her face. You immediately know something isn't right. “Did you hook up with some...
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Your license plate reads as such.
You don't go to a state school.
Me: Hey beer. Have a seat. (Beer sits down) Listen. You know we've gone through a lot. I mean, high school sweethearts, right? Gosh it seems like yesterday I tasted you for the first time. Don't laugh, that wasn't sexual. This is serious. Look,...
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More like Britney SHEARS! Ha ha, get it? Because she...shaved her head...But seriously, Britney baby. Sometimes you drive me crazy, and I'll fucking snap if you hit me baby one more time, but I still feel lucky to know you. I know you're not a...
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You sported the Louis Vitton bag with your earth-toned scarf, You raised your hand in a festive manor, every time the professor asked a question to the class, You would speak in a supercilious voice, a voice that...
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When I think about manliness I think about power tools and Paul Bunyan. The last thing I would think about would be getting in touch with my feelings or the next sale at Bed, Bath & Beyond. Men...
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Man I really hate musicals. I remember I was in a stage play in high school about date rape. I played a character convicted of date rape who ended up going to prison and got raped by another inmate. My name was Irony!
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Chlymadia. Oh, CD. Ha ha. One little letter really makes a difference.
Oh man, you know that is so bad. It really makes me sad to see those kids destroying their bodies like that. Their young, supple bodies.
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Hey there LayDeez and Gentilemen. Last night I was witness to a sea of black, with people raising their fists in the air and getting really, really angry. No, it wasn't the Million Man March, because there were barely any black people to be seen....
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The Ten Commandments of College
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What To Expect From College, According To National Lampoon Movies
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Suicide Train
May 15, 2007 |
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Mario live and on stage. Not just the theme, all of 1-1.
April 30, 2007 |
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Free Blowjobs
March 16, 2007 |
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Washington, Washington
February 25, 2007 |
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Amazing old footage of swing dancers, set to hip-hop.
December 24, 2006 |
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Pac-Man: The Movie.
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The Countdown
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Fat Kid on a Ride
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