Dear My Boyfriend, I have a terrible, shameful confession to make. This may change your view of me entirely. I don't know if you will ever be able to look at me again. I hope that we can get past this, but I don't blame you if we don't. I am so...
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Finally, another one of those rare updates for girls. This is all about what a girl wants: jewelry! We all want it, but we can't use guilt and sex to get it all the time. After a while, the boyfriend starts to expect sex without giving us...
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There are certain things in life that pretty much suck, but are pretty much amazing at the same time. No, I'm not talking about head. I'm talking about cheesecake. There are so many different flavors of cheesecake, and all of them are delicious...
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You can tell a lot about a girl just by looking at what she keeps in her medicine cabinet. Is she high maintenace? A slut? Creepy? Secretly a man? Score a one-night stand and then snoop around behind the mirror to see if she's worth more sex (...
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Oh, crap. It’s Valentine’s Day, and I just dumped the boyfriend. You know what that means? I’m taking applications for the guy that gets the privilege of taking me out on that special commercial holiday. &...
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Hey, kids! Welcome back. Did you get any yet? I didn’t think so, but hey, maybe it’s not your fault. Perhaps I was lax in my last lesson and I didn’t include your type of girl. In case...
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In this experiment, you have asked your friends “Would you like to order a pizza?” and your friends are responding based on which substance they have been abusing. Your friend’s normal response (control): “...
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Just admit it; you haven’t gotten any for a while. Perhaps the drought in your undies has something to do with your inability to chase after one type of girl at a time. That’s right, the trick is to chase after ONE...
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I've been scared of Santa Claus ever since I was a little kid. Seriously, I thought he was the creepiest dude ever! And it's true, he is. Here's why: He wears a red velvet suit trimmed in fake white fur. At least, we hope...
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Step 1: Don't talk about stupid things. Seriously, when you start talking about who-likes-who-but-can't-have-them-because-of-that-slut-cheerleader, nobody wants to be around you. Don't get all spazzed out over something stupid, like a new...
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john
Amazing 57-Yard Field Goal
August 02, 2009 |
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Joanna
Turkey Bowling
January 05, 2009 |
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Brittany
Anatomy of a One Night Stand
December 23, 2008 |
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Brittany
No prison can hold the Kool Aid Man.
November 13, 2008 |
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Patrick
God's Gift to Mankind at Longwood University
September 30, 2008 |
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Patrick
homer wants to fuck too
September 29, 2008 |
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Patrick
Martin Luther King Jr.
September 29, 2008 |
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Patrick
He's obviously confused - the confederate flag should have two stripes.
September 29, 2008 |
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Patrick
cracker ass cracker
September 26, 2008 |
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Brittany
Thanks Finland, for the worst music video ever!
May 25, 2008 |
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