Beer is great. Anyone who says he doesn't like it is just plain wrong, and I can see no room for negotiation on that term. There are three main beer companies: Coors, Miller, and Budweiser, and more or less, their light/lite beers taste the same....
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*A cell phone company's corporate office*CEO: This text-messaging thing has really taken off. Everyone seems to like communicating with their friends and loved ones without actually talking to them face to face. Problem is, every company offers it...
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Alison went to the island this week, away from computers and TVs so I figured I'd try to make sure the article gotten written. I may have picked the single worst episode to try to write about. This episode was all over the place. So I figured...
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Producer: Gentlemen, thank you for coming. We invited you all here today out of respect and admiration for your craft. Each of you have had multiple songs that were popular with the college aged demographic, the group we believe to be most...
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If you've seen Entourage you know that a lot more goes through an actor's mind when choosing a movie than just whether or not it has a good script and a good director. Sometimes, extraneous factors camouflage a script's flaws and a director's...
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5) Pretend I work for CTU and that every call I get is in reference to counter-terrorism.4) Pretend I'm in the hatch on LOST, and that filling in Excel spreadsheets is actually saving the world.3) Pretend I work for Dunder Mifflin, and that my...
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*A TBS Board Room* CEO: OK, people, we've got a great lineup of programming so far. We air reruns of movies and TV that everyone feels comfortable with. Real middle of the road comedy, nothing too explicit. Great job.Guy 1: Yeah, like...
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Some call it Air Mail, others call it Send and Receive, but I come from a subtler, nobler stock. I kick the ball, and you better be darn sure that I'm going to catch it when you kick it back. I sit here, in social studies, knowing that in less...
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Speaker: I'd like to welcome everyone to the Legends of the Hidden Temple 15 year reunion. It has been 15 years since our illustrious show first began. It's been a long time, fellas, but I'm glad to see you're all healthy and well. Let's start...
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*Some internet comic strip's headquarters*Comic Strip Writer: Aww, fuck, man! I'm totally in the zone with these new comics. It's like I have an x-ray into people's minds to know what they think is funny!Comic Strip Editor: OK, what've you got?...
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I went to the gym for like 3 hours a day; I usually closed down the place. I went to the cafeteria for like 3 hours a day; I usually closed down the place.I had a strict workout regiment; I put on like 25 pounds of muscle.I went to the gym...
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College is a new, exciting time in the lives of many young adults. Many haven't been away from home for extended periods of time, many haven't shared a room with anyone before, and almost no one has had as much...
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Dear Faggots, There was a time when I was free to stand against change; I was an advocate of intolerance; I was a beacon of hatred. I was the burning cross that guided...
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Cunt Chocula Cunt of Monte Cristo Cunting Crows Cuntinental Breakfast Cuntucky Fried Chicken Blue Oyster Cunt Cuntinental Airlines Cunt for Red October Crocodile Cunter Hillary Cunton Emmanuel Cunt Cunt Touch...
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Ever been to a Starbucks, who am I kidding of course you have.You remember the first time you walked into one, uhuhhh, you know what I am talking about.What the hell, whats a grande?Mocchiato?What the fuck?Moe-keee-aa-toe.Apparently you need a PHD...
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Eric
I'd like to nut in her honey.
September 06, 2007 |
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Eric
"The look on the girl to the right says it all."
September 02, 2007 |
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Eric
Your welcome.
August 19, 2007 |
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Eric
What, no fourth girl?
August 19, 2007 |
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Eric
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.
August 16, 2007 |
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Eric
Apparently I should be watching more Laguna Beach.
July 28, 2007 |
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Eric
Boioioioinnnnnng.
July 05, 2007 |
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Eric
I miss the World Cup. Not the soccer part though.
July 02, 2007 |
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