The most common characters seen around the cafes nowadays largely fit into one of 10 categories. They are: Flying Cow Barista by ^bQw on deviantART1) Families. Loud, hungry familes. 10 minutes to close. For an added bonus, these...
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The Rules:(1) Get your letters: Whenever you get rejected in any way, shape, or form, you recieve a letter: B,I,N,G, and O respectively.(2) Winning -> splurging: When you get to O', wherever you are you may yell "BINGO!" at the top of...
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Don't get me wrong; I love College Humor I think these guys are hilarious, but there is only one thing that bugs me; the blatant and disgustingly obvious sexism on display on the home page. I don't understand why there should only be cute...
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Things that I enjoy:Pizza; LOTR; Star Wars; Cleavage both male and female; Dancing; Budweiser; Naps; College Humor; bannana popscicles; brian mcknight; yamaha zumas; that kittens video; floating in water; fried foods; making love to either my hand...
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1. Young Anakin Skywalker plays the little boy who so desperately wants aTurbo Man action doll. This little bastard may annoy the shit out ofyou but there is no denying he is pretty damn cute.2. Arnold Schwarzenegger cast as the...
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Starbucks needs to be destroyed, especially that one in the library on campus. The four times I went to that miserable coffee whore house last semster they screwed up my order. When I say screwed up I mean poured a steaming cup of screw you...
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CH'ers, I am on a mission to bring you the best of thebest in all that is sports on a weekly basis. Enough chat, let's get to it!1) First things first. i know you all have that feeling in the pit ofyou're stomachs. That's right, ONLY 2 WEEKS...
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(Kevin arrives homefrom work to see his roommate, Matthew McConoughey sitting on the floor,staring at the ceiling.) Kevin: Hey, what'sgoing on Matt, I see you had a busy day. Matthew McConoughey:Busy day indeed brah, busy indeed...and...
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Last evening I went to a party. The Jewish fraternity on campus known as Sammy was throwing a party at this bizarre barn that they had turned into a bar. I showed up with several friends dressed to the nines. Gym shorts, polo shirt, and a tiny red...
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Lets face it. You don't need to carry any books because you are here for one reason. You run quick/ catch great/ throw fast/ hit hard/ shoot well. What you lack in academic prowess you make up in raw athletic ability. Get us a ring, we'll get you...
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Man, what a crazy year it has been in college football. Once again, the _____ conference is looking like a powerhouse and the _____ conference seems to be slacking off. At least there is one constant that will never change, the media loves _____....
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Ah, time to kick back and get me a dose of funny from good ole CH. Let’s see, what do we have today. Here we go pictures. Funny...funny...eh...seen it…If someone says “Simpsons did it” again, I might have to leave CH. No,...
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The final whistle blows,and the Saints are 0-3.Saints for the Super Bowl they chose,Which filled me with joy and glee.Could we finally end the sophomore slumps,and break out again this year.No, it seems we're back in the dumps,from New Orleans, we...
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Michigan locker room:LC: Alright guys, gather up, we have a very good team coming in the Big House with all intentions of turning their season around just like we want too. I be--Jimmy Clausen: WOW WEE! Coach, Tell us another story....
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My God, are they f*cking serious? Honestly, how can they rank _____ ahead of ____!? Who cares if they only had ___ losses last year, they play in the _____ conference. If they played in the _____ conference, they would have way more losses and...
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It’s just another party for Andy, the self-proclaimed beer pong champion of the world, to piss greatness all over those who dare to challenge him. He considers the rest of us mere mortal and only himself, and maybe his partner on a couple...
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The police have come to arrest Carrie Underwood for felony vandalism for cause over $3000 in damage to her estranged boyfriend’s truck. *Police knock on Underwood’s door* Policeman: Ms. Underwood, we know you’re in there....
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In less than 50 days, a new season of college football will begin and what better way to pass the time than to pick the preseason top ten teams! Here it goes. 3.Florida Hey remember last year when everybody called the Michigan-OSU game the...
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Kevin and his girlfriend are at the reception of mutual friends after their wedding. GF: Aww, I love weddings. Laura looks so beautiful in her dress and John is just so handsome. It must be so exciting. Kevin: I bet it is. GF: I can't wait!...
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USA is walking outside to pick up the mail and see's his nieghbor Canada and the begin to talk. Canada: Hey there USA, what's going on, eh. USA: Ah nothing much, just getting the mail. No one bothered to even send a birthday card, all I get is...
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Kevin
Oh yeah baby, grab my arms with your opposable thumbs.
May 30, 2007 |
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Kevin
0 for 2.
February 02, 2007 |
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Kevin
The bikini competition is Brazil's national sport.
January 16, 2007 |
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Kevin
You read!
December 19, 2006 |
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lsutigers
December 11, 2006 |
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lsutigers
"I love you, man."
December 10, 2006 |
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Dating Tips 101
December 10, 2006 |
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December 09, 2006 |
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Kevin
Don't you hate it when you get sand in your crack?
December 04, 2006 |