Sober with others = normal

I was watching this Altoids commercial the other day, which first of all had nothing to do with Altoids, cause apparently it makes too much sense these days to make a commercial about the actual product that is being sold. Instead, they just put in a hot woman, a famous actor, or just try to be¢deep", even though it has absolutely no bearing on the commercial. And then right at the end, they'll say, "...Altoids, since 1790." As if at the end the viewer will be like, "yah know what, that dancing cartoon lizard really made me want to get some of that, geeze they tied those together so well..." But see, thats not even what got me. Altoids, since 1790... Thats a long, long time to have kept faith in such a shitty porduct. I mean that takes pure determination. I would have love to have heard the owner back in those days, "don't worry boys, it'll turn around... one of these days..." Like it's friggin Altoids, come on now. Think of that first Altoid. "Here, go suck on this rock, it'll, um, go make your breath smell better." I mean that's probably when his partner was just like, "why don't we invent something useful and important, like say a brush that cleans you're teeth, or possibly a paste that you could put on that brush. I mean it's 1790 already, when's that invention coming around?" Of course, later, when rocks weren't a big hit, I heard they upgraded to crack. Even though it did get significantly more popular, for unknown reasons, theyµnfortunately¨ad to pull it back off the market because it got too expensive.

‚ So you tell yourself that you need to let loose tonight, drink a little bit, maybe get drunk. I mean it is a Thursday, and shit, it's been a long week. You had that big quiz in math 100 earlier in the week, what, on like Monday? ANDD you had to meet with your counselor yesterday, which is always nerve racking (even though you did sleep through your alarm, since you probably shouldn't have smoked "just one more bowl").

So I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and apparently there's this species of monkeys that when they get into arguments, they settle it through sex (how we can tell that monkeys are in an argument is beyond me, but who I'm no doctor here). I realize the first thing you are thinking is, "WHAT A LUCKY SCHMUCK!" But, before you think that, lets read this:

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