"Obama (like my boobies) is close to my heart"

I don't see it...

Some lady stopped my girlfriend in the grocery store to tell her that I looked like "the guy from knocked up." I'm not quite sure why she didn't tell me unless she really thought I was Seth Rogen.

pooper scooper

kid gets $10 to pick a big piece of shit out of the toilet

halloween is coming

that drunk girl

She slid on her knees to get in this one.

Stone Cold Higgins

Higgins does something with alcohol. Hilarity ensues.

No idea who that guy was.

PREAKNESS 07

just shows that there really is no need for baltimore's finest at preakness

Happens to the best of us, have a cigarette and you'll be good as new.

Open Your Beer

Another video of my roomate who drank an entire fifth, he decided to funnel a beer afterwards... can you guess what went wrong?

Peach...Nough Said

What you would look like after drinking a bottle of 90 Proof Rum in one sitting... NO PEE BREAKS...

Lycoming

We gave my roomate the idea of drinking a fifth of 90 proof rum... thing is he had to sit down the entire time until he was finished... No Peeing... this is how he felt afterwards...

Studying for my religion test at the bar...I got a 90 on it

Uncle Joey wrote some books.

Aparently Uncle Joey thinks the caf food sucks too.

warning label: "harmful or fatal if swallowed"

The warning label on the bottle reads DANGER: Harmful or fatal if swallowed. May be harmful if directly inhaled. DO NOT spray towards face. After getting sprayed in the face he says I'm still standing bitches.

Can you tell he's not old enough to be at the bar??

Ode to S

S repents for his sins that nite.

Bumbler hunting eps. 1

Oi! NOw today we're hunting BUMBLERS

i'm not a fan, but the gay guy down the hall is, he's not gay though

kids gross

Throws Ball At my head as hard as he can twice while we are drunk

we were drunk, we were bored and feeling brave, thus the idea to throw a ball at my head as hard as he can came up...twice.