Will's last two recaps have been awful, incoherent and done in too much of a hurry. I am of course including the one he didn't do.

So I figured I might as well do a quick write up.

Basically, this episode followed two main plot lines: Mrs. Ari's (I thought we'd finally get to hear her real name, but, like turtle, the world may never know) forage back into soap operas, against Ari's will, and E trying to faceplant himself on Anna Farris. There was some stuff with Turtle and some bitch, but we'll get to that later.

First, Mrs. Ari. First of all, she looks GREAT! I have no idea how old she is (she hides her age on IMDB) but guessing she's ~40, she's a total milf. Basically, she used to play the town slut on a soap opera, "The Young and the Restless". She gets a call from the show's producer asking her to come back for one episode and try to bang some spanish dude. Ari does not want her to. After some well placed burns, Mrs. Ari decides to do it anyway.

Ari then gets really mad when he finds out his wife is going to be kissing that spanish dude who llyod loves. (there was just the right amount of llyod in this episode) and he goes to the set and threatens the spanish dude's career if he kisses his wife. Mrs. Ari flips out, plants one on spanish dude anyway. The scene with them after it was ripe with tension, I thought there was a major plot twist coming (like a divorce) but no, they had sex instead. God bless them.

Anyway, on to E. Apparently, buying an office wasn't enough for Vince, he also decided to buy a new house. Didn't he find out he was totally broke, like, two episodes ago? then he won $100 grand on soccer, and now he buys a desk, an office, AND a sick house? eh whatever. Anyway, E can't find the house, and then he gets rear ended by Anna Farris (Who is hot). E then goes through the rest of the episode trying to rear end Anna Farris, Hard. Anna (who was only wearing a towel and had no I.D. on her while she was driving) gives him a fake number, E stalks her, and then she asks him to dinner. But she has a boyfriend.

Anyway, to TURTLE! Imagine how easy it would be to be Turtle. He meets some BABE at the store, tells her to come over, and she says no. BUT, then he says "But it's Vincent Chase's house" and BOOM. Slut magic. Turtle has some really good weed, and he wants to smoke it because the strand's extinct (HINT: SAVE THE SEEDS!!!!)

Anyway, the bitches come flocking. There's one who is a total bitch and turtle and her have some good back and forths. Turtle hates that bitch and because of it he runs a stop sign, just to do it. Naturally, there's a cop right there so he pulls them over. He makes up some bullshit about being able to smell the weed. The cop gets all angry and is on a huge power rush and he tells turtle to throw away the weed (Again, after hearing he knows Vince) and turtle, in true stoner ingenuity, sticks it to the man by putting it on a ledge in the sewer. Cop drives away, he gets out and gets the weed. Yess.

Then they all get stoned. And then they got nakes and everyone got laid.
Except for E. and probably Turtle.

Oh yeah, now E is Anna Farris's manager.