Myth #1: Marijuana makes you apatheic and unmotivated.Some say that people who smoke marijuana can never finish anything that they start, but
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My roommate & I were looking for a pet and came across this article. This is a legit posting & picture that Carl Vermeulen added to the live animal posting section of our schools internet feeds (first class): Carl Vermeulen on Thursday,...
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(MR. HASKINS and the BOARD OF DIRECTORS sit around a conference table. STEVENS enters.)MR. HASKINS: Stevens, thank you for coming in.STEVENS: No, man, thank you.MR. HASKINS: Well, have a seat. We're all here to talk about the sales numbers your...
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Man on Street: Wow, a unicorn! This is the most magical day ever!Unicorn: Give me all of your money.Husband: Honey, what is that? Oh my God, is that a unicorn? That's unbelievable! We're going to be rich!Wife: I'm leaving you.Husband: What? Why?...
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This is our view of those damn foreigners.
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“He’s dead!”Obvious: At a funeral Important: Talking about your pilot. “That’s made of bricks” Obvious: Talking about a brick building Important: Describing dessert. “Phillip’s arm is falling off!&...
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[picture:1670473|size=small|align=right]Publicist: Alright Mr. Stu Ruggling, let me hear your pitch. Writer: Okay, uh, haha, um, er, hey, hi, hello, how are you today? I hope you’re good, eh, I mean, well, as in I hope you’re doing...
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Name: Miss Fluffers Age: 1School: Kimberly's ApartmentHometown: The Pet ShelterMajor: String TheoryFavorite Drink: MilkIf I'm trying to get with you, what should I do?Meow.What should I avoid doing?Meow.What's better, twine or yarn?Meow.Are you...
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You go to class... Stoned Drunk In a World Ruled by Robots ...and macroeconomics is suddenly the most interesting thing in the world. Furthermore, that pie chart looks...
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Our grandparents had World War II. Our parents had the conflict in Vietnam and the Cold War. What do we have, as the emerging future leaders of the free world? Apparently nothing, so all we do is talk shit on the internet. ...
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Remember those parties you went to in grade school? The ones where you simply stayed up all night playing Nintendo 64 and practicing your WWF moves on your friends? You’d eat pizza and then make your friend laugh so he does that...
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Hair Style of dress Favorite music The desire to beat them in the face with a tire iron while they scream for mercy; mercy that will never come That one kid got glasses Weight
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A few weeks ago, my roommate Jake and I decided we needed a competition. Now, this was not to be just any kind of competition involving intellect or brute strength. We did not involve ourselves in any kind of physical challenges or battle of wits....
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(Students are packed into a large lecture hall, chatting nervously with each other. PROFESSOR DAVIS enters.)PROFESSOR DAVIS: What's up?(He sets down his briefcase and takes out a stack of TESTS.)PROFESSOR DAVIS: Now, I'm sure some of you are very...
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Popular Cable Television Show Parody(Open on a very expensive re-creation of the set for a popular cable television show.)Female Cast Member: Totally over-the-top impression which may draw attention away from the shoddy writing, but does not cover...
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I like the internet. I also like to be amused. This is why I visit www.CollegeHumor.com. Apparently, however, I must be in the minority, because it seems everyone else on the internet is here for one purpose. To one-up everyone else and then to...
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