"Substance free dorms my ass...... all of this in one semseter." Congrats, drunky.

If your car ever catches fire, you're pretty much screwed dude.

This Marist sophomore holds his liquor well. Literally.

"2400 post-its say you won't saran wrap my car again."

written on the back of an icecream trush in London

welcome to upstate new york

Say what you will about the Star Wars kid, at least he didn't injure himself.

"There's an ass in my face...."

Our buddy purple passed out in our room. This is one of the more humane things we've done to him...prolly the most human...

Marist College Christmas

Check out the chicks hott ass sticking out

I swear officer... the sign told me to do it...

just a couple drunk Marist students in the city... please post it, we had the best fuckin time that weekend and having it posted on collegehumor would kick ass... fuckin' right doggie

one man keg stand.

if you wanna do something right. you gotta do it yourself.

Drunk Santa

Funny plate

This car was parked outside of the place I work at the other night. I couldn't believe it.

That Guy

We have no idea who the person on the right is....the guy taking the picture was wasted and had horrible aim and just happened to catch him.

legends of the hidden temple

we had five of the teams represented, all but the purple parrots, originally and lost em throughout the night to temple guards

Aww, Fudgems!!!

"Don't be caught dead because your battery was"

Saw this driving through Baltimore. I felt safe. Very safe.

not much to say bout this... don't pass out at 11.

Myspace Friend request

New "Oops!" Barbie. Ken not included.