When John McTiernan and Bruce Willis got together and made Die Hard, they didn't just create an action movie by which all overs would be judged, they unknowingly created a perfect system by which I can gauge all of my friendships. Clearly, in...
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Dear Mr. Kingston,My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board. We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica!...
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This week, we see ESPN personality Chris Berman helping his 10-year-old son study for his upcoming History test.Chris Berman’s Kid (CBK): Hey dad, I need your help with this history test I’ve got coming up. Do you have a sec?Chris...
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Just in time for Easter!
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Once his acting career stalled, Freddie Prinze Jr. started attending night school in order to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a doctor. This is a look into his offices. Freddie Prinze Jr.: (Walking into the exam room) Yes- hello, Mr....
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Dear Britney (or Brittany? I can never remember- LOL!),It seems like just yesterday I came to your dorm and watched The Guardian and listened to The Fray- I can't believe it's been three days already! Baby, I thought love like this only existed in...
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"Oh yeah, Chad? Well at least I'm not the lead singer of Nickelback."And Coming Soon! "How To: Win an Argument with Scott Stapp"!
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I made my grandmother pull the car over so I could get this picture. She completely understood.
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My friend was looking on Wikipedia and she ran across this.
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Gary is sitting in the living room, playing Halo 3, when his roommate Brent walks in and takes a seat.Brent: Hey man, we're out of TP.Gary: (Sighs) I guess I'll pick it up when I go out.Brent: You alright?Gary: Yeah- just one of those days.Brent:...
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Kids nowadays. They don't know how good they have it. Back in my day,we never had these damn-fangled "Facebook Applications." Hell, we werelucky if we had a status bar to let everyone know that at this momentin time, "Seth is writing." God I...
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Rehab.
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Baby Tries Lemon
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Frat Wall
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Yearbook Notes From Martin Hoppler, Extremely Honest High School Senior
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Every Mr. Freeze Pun
August 06, 2008 |
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Playing Street Hockey in New York City
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What About Blowjobs?
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Full House Outtakes
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Scott Gairdner: Travis' Wish
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