This senior picture shows off the various moods of Ryan - douchebag, super douchebag, and debonair.

Daaaa snow penis.

My friend is known for doing crazy shit while drunk. This is my birthday party, and he\'s cleaning my porch with his tongue after his pants failed to do the job.

Girl From Spring Training

My dad got a little camera happy when the Bud Light Girls were out and about. I think this deserves to be a national pic.

I know this looks really messed up, but keep in mind his gun fires honey.

This a sign that was above every toliet at a children's theme park I used to work at.

Hooking

Well, it was a parking lot you had to pay to...you know, park in. So, we felt a good photo-op.

Hey, remember The Parent Trap? I sure do.

Lindsay Lohan, before she got put into rehab, for the second time. Fuckin' coked outta her mind.

Which way should i go....so...hard....to...choose.

umm....what?

Gary Coleman Checkin' Out Mary Carey

It's not his fault, it just happens to be the hight he grew to.

Found him...And it wasn't that difficult, either.

There's a small town right before the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. It only takes about a minute to drive through, and it is one house, two cemeteries, and The Big Foot Inn.

Rush Hour 3 has really tainted the legacy of the Rush Hour trilogy.

McLovin'

Kid I went to High school with. Unfortunately, there's a cup in they way. You get the idea, though. Right?

Proven fact, ladies...

Well-Deserved

This asshole puked rice-a-roni all over our lounge floor and then flipped me off when I asked if he cleaned it. He was a damn freshman from another college, so I don't know who he thought he was. I made him clean it and when he was on his way out, I let him have it. He won't be back-talking again.

Secret Shaming

Passed out on the couch and had breakfast with Mom the next morning. I was polite but he still got what was coming to him.

A very unique "that guy" shot.

Italians know how to roll like champs.

It was the final, and our teacher gave us these chocolate penguin things from Italy. They had messages inside of them, and this was the one I got.

We're not gonna take it! NO! We ain't gonna take it!