Sometimes you gotta wonder

I was walking back to my car after class this morning, and i found this.. The red car rolled out of its spot into this other car.. Sucks for the person who owns the grey car, they can't go anywhere till the red car gets off its ass!

To Keep us entertained during a hockey game

We were in Shreveport, LA and this is what entertained us while the players took a break.. I think the best is at the end when they really start fighting.

The White Girls Alter-Ego

When she gets drunk she thinks she is Hodi, she loves tequilla and viagra!

Salvation Army Bell Thong

Our friend Dan went to the Salvation Army earlier in the day and one of our other friends said he would buy him this 75 cent though if he would wear it. So Dan came up dancing and shooting off those stupid guns! The best part the thong has a bell at the end where his package is!

The Bear

We are the MSU Bears, He is THE MSU Bear

He had dreams of beer cans raining from the sky...it came true

our buddy mike got drunk and passed out on the loveseat outside, and we had been collecting beer cans the whole week at the lake to build a giant beer can castle, but we decided to dump it on his drunk ass!

Cross-Eyed

Just her being stupid, making faces and being cross-eyed.. She is stupid sometimes!

Dorm fun

Filled our friend's room with newspapers.

Pedophile Terminator

Stuck with nowhere to put the water.

I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind.

Mario attends College!

I was walking to class and found out that Mario goes to Missouri State University, i just wonder where Luigi is attending?

Eww

We saw this in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Sullivan, Mo.

Grand Theft Auto: St. Louis

We win the world series one day, then the next we win the dangerous city contest.

French Maid + Sprinfield, MO

One hell of a sexy french maid.... what else is there to say?

Old school WWF

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Well my roommates had a little pent up energy...this is the result

Beer Bomb

Filled an empty beer bottle with lighter fluid, put the cap back on and put it in the fire to see what would happen

Absinthe Changing Colors

I imported Roman Wormwood from Italy and brewed a shitload of absinthe. This stuff is the real deal. 2 ounces of wormwood for every liter of Everclear, Plus 7 different other herbs for taste and added effect.

So remember, if there's a dead mouse hanging on the door I'm in there with a girl.