Never buy earphones from the dollar store

I bought these at the dollar store and read the back when I got home.

Free Shower?

My dad said, "I haven't seen that sign since i was your age."

So this is the key to victory...

Team Bonding. Firm team bonding.

You can only see it on dad, but note the "USA" on the sleeve.

Attic tag seemed like a great idea.

Didn't we duct tape you to a couch? Yea I got out...

After our 80's theme party I passed out on that couch b/c my roommate had a girl in the room. Notice the shoes off...Bastards.

Backstreets Back!! ALRIGHT!!

former backstreet boy Nick Carter showed up in a bar in my hometown and it was the bigggest thing to hit the town since I could remeber. After my girlfriend bought him a shot he offered to pose with us for a pic and my best friend ended up going home with him and his posse

Late Joker Costume

CNN is probably going to hell for this...

oddly convenient ad picture and placement.

She HATED us after this...

After a successful prank of putting a rotting pumpkin in Patty closet, we had to top it.

Dumb ass cops

Beer Olympics

Once or Twice a Semester we hold Beer Olympics, There are several events each which you have to chug 2 beers with strict rules and penalties. This one is the bat-spin relay. Teams of 4, you chug your beer, spin around 10 times and run 30 yards across the room to hand it off to the next person.

Pledge Jousting

Its tradtional entertainment in the house, at least once every semester, 2 pledges wear Pooh and Chicken suits, and get pushed down the hallway in rolling chairs. Most of the time the sticks are wood and break in a couple runs, the aluminum ones not so much

Wine bong

bad idea waiting to happen.... a bottle of chardonnay down the hatch

"Look at this Guy" music video.

The best rap video you've ever seen.

maybe i want peterpan all up in my shit

why gum and hair dont mix, especially when your drunk

why its always a good idea to get roomates drunk together

this are two roomates getting close and personal.... AND I LOVE IT!

We brought the beer and cups. the school brought the table.

Possibly the best picture ever