Booze and Candy. What could be better?!

This is what happens when you get drunk beyond control and try to suck on a lollipop. Good luck...

We've seen a lot of pirate IDs, but Dr. Pirate over here one-upped them all.

There are different kinds of superfans.

Blacked out on the first night so we messed with him

my roommate passed out on one of the first nights back this year. unfortunately, he kicked off his shoes so we couldn't write on him. we had to downgrade our shamming to just throwing stupid shit on him, most notably a pair of silver high heels some girl had left here that night, his 60 lbs. suitcase, almost all of his clothes, some glasses, peanut butter, etc. I figured a good drunken picture is always appriciated.

Apparently, only the girls can park here

This is a parking sign on campus at the University of Missouri-Columbia

That guy part deux

All three of us have banged that girl and we thought it would be funny to all be in the pic...even if she did not know it.

I love bachelor parties

Best friend's bachelor party, the drinks went down and we found Dave's Vader mask thing, enough said.

make the better move!

An intimidating pose.

Ah, Tennessee

No! It's that way!

That Guy, Float Trip Style, Could it get any Gayer, Please Knotice the Jorts and White Trash Coozy while doing a Fairy leap though the air.......

gansta dawg

Classic that guy

The Gentle Giant

Look deep into his eyes and tell him you don't love him.

No Women Allowed

On our way to get some pool/billiards equipment, I decided to change my life.

"I'm surprised there aren't more pictures of Scarlett on this site..." Me too.

I can't pass up this deal

Look at the price difference for item 2

Look, if I squeeze you can see his head get bigger.

Assless chaps maybe

While going over wakes in the boat a friends pants riped. He did not care so they continued to rip until this developed. Also he was wearing no underwear.