That Guy, even though its deliberate, its still very creepy...

Oh man, you know what I could really go for? Some raw meat, grass, and my own ass.

This is what happens when you mix mexicans and random girls at a party. (note the dirt stache)

"SME - We just couldnt help but change this sign!! My High School sign on the corner of two VERY BUSY STREETS!!"

I was an abortion doctor for halloween and carried this around all night. People loved it or hated it.

"Another sign we couldn't help but change, an OLD lady jumped out of her car at a busy intersection to take a picture of this."

"Filled a honeydew with gasoline, lit it on fire, and hit it with a mic stand. My leg caught on fire and I obtained 2nd degree burns." It seemed like such a great idea too.

"Guy takes 13 shots in 20 seconds and lives to tell the story." Everybody would be clapping if they didn't have forties taped to their hands.

"Ever considered buying a fake ID off the internet? Think twice - this bad boy cost me $130 (notice there is no birthdate even listed)."

A man with a handle of Jim Beam and a goat are hanging out in a pool, and the goat says...

Looks like a left to me.

I'm left to assume a cream pie is an insanely vulgar sexual term I don't know the meaning of.

70 bucks + 5 hours of labor = best damn costume EVER

"Dorm Room Security- It makes all the girls squeal..."

"Would you believe these two crazy bitches were fighting over me?" Girl fight!

Ted Nugent will "deliver a blistering sonic attack onto his devoted audience of fist-pumping metal heads."

No wonder my ice cream tasted special.

The best part about a friend's wedding in Waterford, Wisconsin...

Snowman Orgy

My buddies built this in Maryville, MO. The cops couldn't make them tear it down, but they threatened to ruin all of the party life for the rest of the tear if it didn't get destroyed.

Google's Guide for the Emo