Remember all of those jokes that your older brother or crazy uncle told you? You were fairly unsure of what the actual references or meanings were, but everyone else thought they were funny so you decided to tell them to all of your friends. Unfortunately after telling them, some snooty, self-righteous biotch went and told the teacher resulting in an awkward scolding.

Joke:

Repercussions:
Your third grade teacher tried to explain the offensiveness of this joke to you. However, being unable to graphically spell it out she told you to "wait two years and then you'll find out all about it." Oh yeah, and that girl you told that to got implants on her 18th birthday; good job asshole.

Joke:

Repercussions:
This one was told to your closest friends, but your one friend who was peculiarly interested in girls decided to tell a group of them. Of course they got offended and instantly tattled. Your once ballsy friend boldly changed sides pointing the finger at you. The teacher immediately sent you to the principal for a man to man talk. However, you went straight to the nurse with an "upset stomach" to have your mom pick you up early; well played.

Joke:

Repercussions:
Congratulations! You planted the seed for anorexia or bulimia in eight of the girls in your class. The teacher berated you outside only to send you back to the class with tear-filled eyes and a snot-covered face. Everyone pointed and laughed crowning you "Crybaby Snotface" for the next three years.

Joke:

Repercussions:
You can thank Uncle Ted for that one (he's not your real uncle, but your dad and him are best friends). Unfortunately the punchline in this lies deeper then just saying the word "bastards". The teacher sent you home with extra pamphlets covered in male and female naughty parts on every side. 

Joke:

Repercussions:
You were a grade or two ahead of your time with this one, either figuratively or you were actually held back making you a year or two older than everyone else. Honestly, there were no repercussions for this; it's just a good, solid joke. All the kids tattooed with shameful, phallic imprints until they could scub it off. The teachers didn't get it either unless they were the cool, young ones fresh out of grad school; in which case they were probably trying to stint a laugh telling everyone to wash off their arms.

Joke:

Repercussions:
Wow, you actually went there. Impressive, you must have had some stones as a 4th or 5th grader. Oh you knew what it meant, maybe you weren't sure of how it would happen, but you knew the gist. The faculty became aware of this act referring to you as "Pervboy" amongst themselves. For a few years girls shunned the very sight of you... until high school when you became the first to lose your virginity. High five!