Slip me the tongue!

My dog, Riley.

KILL CRUSH DESTROY

This is what you get when you breast feed a baby with one breast that's bigger than the other.

Tropical climates are good for two things - being naked, or looking at naked people.

"Still no suspects found in the case of the abducted doll house. Furthermore, I urge none of you to look above my eyes. Thank you."

Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle.

"WEEEEE!!! Ok! Now you're hurting Daddy's back...."

"Waiter, I found a hair in my beer"

Next question: "Your place or mine?"

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!

Screw these bitches if they aint gonna do it for me...

Give praise to PEPPERONI NIPPLES!

New Contest: Best Man Boob

Frankenfoot

I tore my achilles heal about 6 weeks ago. This picture was taken 5 weeks post-op. I threw the quarter in there to give you an idea of how long the scar is. Enjoy.

Don't mess with this guy...

I think That Guy is gonna take a bite outta someone's head...

things happen when youre not in the right state of mind

....weird things

...but we don't want the Irish!

2 in the pink, 1 on the remote

...and every last one was locked

Bill shamed at moravian college

Bill started drinking at 7 and was passed out by 9 so he had to shamed