Ninja Turtles FOR LIFE

We wore diapers and painted our entire bodies green and yellow. 'Heroes in a half shell...TURTLE POWER!"

six pack of natty light... the classiest beer we could have chosen (plus a fear factor girl)

Boondock Saints

Like communism, this is a great idea in theory that simply isn't going to work.

Hard to tell if this is supposed to be Roethlisberger after the motorcycle accident or the Raider game.

Snap, Crackle and Pop...in later years

Gas Station worker

Trashiest gas station worker alive

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!

Polly want some liquor?

Brian Fantana

Me as Brian Fantana from Anchorman, making sure to distribute Sex Panther by Odeon to the masses.

I wonder what the Duke Lacrosse team dressed as.

Jesus Christ, get a room you two!

There's gotta be a hottest halloween costume in there somewhere...

Grendel loses it

Homecoming at Miami and the Grendel Man loses his lunch on the floor

Best "That Pirate" ever!!

Pirate Hooker Party at Miami University of Ohio. Arrrggg!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of RUMN, its a pirates life for me and my wenches!

5 liter challenge

This is a good sign

Apparently the girls at Miami University already are studying hard for their finals.

I'm not a huge fan of the 'that guy' pics, but this one... i mean... HES GOT BOOBIES ON HIS HEAD!

That Guy could sense these two making out from the other side of the house.

That's not what a lobster's vagina looks like!