I'll try to get through this without using "cosmic," or references to the "universe," on account that it'd make me sound "fey".http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=11974811940So this little ditty popped up on my invitations, and I thought "Well...
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I like my women like I like my steak:brown and bleeding
I like my coffee like I like my women:tall, dark, cold, and bitter
Hey internet. You'll neverguess what happened today! I saw Paul hanging out at the dairy queen withRachel breyez! OMG she totally knows me and him are practically going out!She's just doing it bc she knows itll piss me off, and hes doing it bc...
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Curling. In terms of national importance, it falls somewhere between handball and the world record holder for eating pancakes. If you're not familiar with the object of the sport, as almost no one outside of the participants and their embarrassed...
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Explain to me how this is possible, since sources will not tell. Recently a 21 year old substitute teacher admitted to 4 charges of statutory rape and 1 count of statutory sodomy with a 14 year old male student she was teaching. I'm absolutely...
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For those of you with Myspace and the myspace messenger you will have access to speak with Tom (considering you did not delete him) Here is an actual conversation! ME is online 06/03/2007 01:37PM: tom is online 06/03/2007 01:49 PM: ":-)" ME:...
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Recently a fellow named Sanjaya has been getting more attention that breast implants in Los Angeles. For those who don't know, he was a contestant on American Idol, whom after last week was finally decided upon by the american public to get the...
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Okay, now I know this is a little random for today's news, but a 13 year old girl recently won a $25,000 grand prize for being the fastest "texter" in what appeared to be a texting spelling bee. Are you fucking kidding me? Not even the world...
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To you, Mr. Crazy Douchebag Professor: Why must teachers rely upon this last little bit of happiness left in the semester to bring down a bout with alcoholism and depression which seemed to have subsided with the absense of seasonal...
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What has caused a high number of High school yearbook photo retakes as well as been considered one of the foulest of hand gestures developed recently. Unless you have lived under a rock for the last 5 years you should answer the shocker. The...
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I was just wondering if somebody could tag this under Murray State University. [picture:1716031|size=small]
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